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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

hollysteers Tue 02-Jun-26 19:52:44

I’ve not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled
I wear makeup too
My eyeshadow’s blue

Magenta8 Fri 29-May-26 14:55:35

I've not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled
I wear make-up too

MollyNew Fri 29-May-26 14:48:09

I've not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled

hollysteers Wed 27-May-26 20:32:42

But it’s made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can’t bear
She’s dropped all her friends
Happy? She pretends
As long as she’s gone I don’t care.

I’ve not yet renounced all the world

65KL Wed 27-May-26 20:21:15

But it's made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can't bear
She's dropped all her friends
Happy ? She pretends

Magenta8 Mon 25-May-26 13:29:18

But it's made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can't bear
She's dropped all her friends

hollysteers Mon 25-May-26 13:12:07

But it’s made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can’t bear

henetha Mon 25-May-26 11:42:47

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain
Not much of a friend
She started a trend
Which caught on and became a pain.

But it's made her a millionaire

Salti Mon 25-May-26 01:06:39

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain
Not much of a friend
She started a trend

hollysteers Sun 24-May-26 20:14:02

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain
Not much of a friend

Magenta8 Sun 24-May-26 15:50:15

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain

Crocus5 Sun 24-May-26 15:31:35

They take turns to bring tea in bed
She always makes sure he’s well fed
I’d want more than that
I don’t want a prat
Someone who’s wealthy and well-read

There was a young lady called Jane

hollysteers Wed 20-May-26 12:52:51

They take turns to bring tea in bed
And she always makes sure he’s well fed
I’d want more than that
I don’t want a prat

52bright Wed 20-May-26 01:34:16

They take turns to bring tea in bed
And she always makes sure he's well fed
I'd want more than that

pably15 Tue 19-May-26 15:54:40

They take turns to bring tea in bed
And she always makes sure he's well fed

Magenta8 Tue 19-May-26 13:14:08

He will take no nonsense from her
It's an equal life they now share
Both do the dishes
And both gut fishes,
So both the trousers they do wear

They take turns to bring tea in bed

henetha Tue 19-May-26 10:59:01

He will take no nonsense from her
It's an equal life they now share
Both do the dishes
And both gut fishes,

65KL Tue 19-May-26 02:06:05

He will take no nonsense from her
It's an equal life they now share
Both do the dishes

hollysteers Mon 18-May-26 19:01:52

He will take no nonsense from her
It’s an equal life they now share

crazyH Sun 17-May-26 18:16:29

But, one of them hit her right back
she remembered his name was Jack
She's now good as gold
Does what she's been told
He’s big and has a great six-pack

He will take no nonsense from her

Magenta8 Sun 17-May-26 15:41:02

But, one of them hit her right back
she remembered his name was Jack
She's now good as gold
Does what she's been told

hollysteers Sun 17-May-26 13:07:05

But, one of them hit her right back
She remembered his name was Jack
She’s now good as gold

Crocus5 Sun 17-May-26 13:02:31

But, one of them hit her right back
She remembered his name was Jack

henetha Thu 14-May-26 12:40:14

She’s out for revenge, so watch out
No man’s safe when she is about
Her claws are quite sharp
On her woes she’ll harp,
And she loves to give men a big clout.

But once, one of them hit her right back

hollysteers Thu 14-May-26 11:45:37

She’s out for revenge, so watch out
No man’s safe when she is about
Her claws are quite sharp
On her woes she’ll harp