LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I’ve not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled
I wear makeup too
My eyeshadow’s blue

I've not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled
I wear make-up too

I've not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled

But it’s made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can’t bear
She’s dropped all her friends
Happy? She pretends
As long as she’s gone I don’t care.

I’ve not yet renounced all the world

But it's made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can't bear
She's dropped all her friends
Happy ? She pretends

But it's made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can't bear
She's dropped all her friends

But it’s made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can’t bear

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain
Not much of a friend
She started a trend
Which caught on and became a pain.

But it's made her a millionaire

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain
Not much of a friend
She started a trend

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain
Not much of a friend

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain

They take turns to bring tea in bed
She always makes sure he’s well fed
I’d want more than that
I don’t want a prat
Someone who’s wealthy and well-read

There was a young lady called Jane

They take turns to bring tea in bed
And she always makes sure he’s well fed
I’d want more than that
I don’t want a prat

They take turns to bring tea in bed
And she always makes sure he's well fed
I'd want more than that

They take turns to bring tea in bed
And she always makes sure he's well fed

He will take no nonsense from her
It's an equal life they now share
Both do the dishes
And both gut fishes,
So both the trousers they do wear

They take turns to bring tea in bed

He will take no nonsense from her
It's an equal life they now share
Both do the dishes
And both gut fishes,

He will take no nonsense from her
It's an equal life they now share
Both do the dishes

He will take no nonsense from her
It’s an equal life they now share

But, one of them hit her right back
she remembered his name was Jack
She's now good as gold
Does what she's been told
He’s big and has a great six-pack

He will take no nonsense from her

But, one of them hit her right back
she remembered his name was Jack
She's now good as gold
Does what she's been told

But, one of them hit her right back
She remembered his name was Jack
She’s now good as gold

But, one of them hit her right back
She remembered his name was Jack

She’s out for revenge, so watch out
No man’s safe when she is about
Her claws are quite sharp
On her woes she’ll harp,
And she loves to give men a big clout.

But once, one of them hit her right back

She’s out for revenge, so watch out
No man’s safe when she is about
Her claws are quite sharp
On her woes she’ll harp