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henetha Sat 05-Apr-25 10:27:21

GoldenLady wrote new line...

I believe Spring is finally here,
So celebrate with lots of cheer,

Crocus5 Fri 11-Jul-25 21:25:09

Perhaps a nice trip to the beach
I could walk, it’s just within reach
Then have an ice cream
And lie back and dream

Mollygo Fri 11-Jul-25 23:14:34

Perhaps a nice trip to the beach
I could walk, it’s just within reach
Then have an ice cream
And lie back and dream
Of the children I’m going to teach.

The school summer break’s nearly here

Magenta8 Sat 12-Jul-25 08:43:39

The school summer break's nearly here
"No more lessons!" the children cheer

GoldenLady Sat 12-Jul-25 14:50:54

The school summer break's nearly here
"No more lessons!" the children cheer
Time for summertime fun

henetha Sun 13-Jul-25 12:46:35

The school summer break's nearly here
"No more lessons!" the children cheer
Time for summertime fun
Now the hols have begun

52bright Sun 13-Jul-25 22:32:39

Perhaps a nice trip to the beach
I could walk it's just within reach
Then have an ice cream
Buy some for my team

Magenta8 Mon 14-Jul-25 12:14:51

The school summer break's nearly here
"No more lessons!" the children cheer
Time for summertime fun
Now the hols have begun
Happy children are everywhere

Let's go for a walk in the woods

52bright Mon 14-Jul-25 21:06:14

Let's go for a walk in the woods
Let's hope we don't meet any 'hoods'

NanKate Mon 14-Jul-25 21:20:01

Let's go for a walk in the woods
Let's hope we don't meet any 'hoods'
Let’s dance in the moonlight

52bright Tue 15-Jul-25 00:39:16

Let's go for a walk in the woods
Let's hope we don't meet any 'hoods'
Let's dance in the moonlight
Drink gin and get tight

Elrel Tue 15-Jul-25 00:56:03

Let's go for a walk in the woods
Let's hope we don't meet any 'hoods'
Let's dance in the moonlight
Drink gin and get tight
On negronis and other such goods!

Frilly ‘bloomers’ are now in fashion

Mollygo Tue 15-Jul-25 05:29:45

Frilly ‘bloomers’ are now in fashion
Though lace may mean you have a rash on

henetha Wed 16-Jul-25 11:03:11

Frilly ‘bloomers’ are now in fashion
Though lace may mean you have a rash on,
I prefer my thong,

Magenta8 Wed 16-Jul-25 11:23:37

Frilly 'bloomers' are now in fashion
Though lace may mean you have a rash on,
I prefer my thong,
Not pants that are long

Mollygo Wed 16-Jul-25 11:36:32

Frilly 'bloomers' are now in fashion
Though lace may mean you have a rash on,
I prefer my thong,
Not pants that are long
My underwear doesn't rouse passion.

The heatwave has bypassed us here.

BrightandBreezy Thu 17-Jul-25 00:53:15

The heatwave has bypassed us here
So best to stay in and drink beer

crazyH Thu 17-Jul-25 14:51:48

The heatwave has bypassed us here
So best to stay in and drink beer
Get bladdered, get sick

GoldenLady Thu 17-Jul-25 15:20:47

The heatwave has bypassed us here
So best to stay in and drink beer
Get bladdered, get sick
Have a drink, take your pick

Magenta8 Thu 17-Jul-25 16:49:19

The heatwave has bypassed us here
So best stay in and drink beer
Get bladdered, get sick
Have a drink, take your pick
You'll have a hangover I fear

My dog is not talking to me

crazyH Thu 17-Jul-25 17:35:33

My dog is not talking to me
Refused to go out for a pee

Mollygo Thu 17-Jul-25 17:45:50

My dog is not talking to me
Refused to go out for a pee
We walked in the rain

Magenta8 Thu 17-Jul-25 19:12:28

My dog is not talking to me
Refused to go out for a pee
We walked in the rain
She ran off again

henetha Fri 18-Jul-25 10:20:27

My dog is not talking to me
Refused to go out for a pee
We walked in the rain
She ran off again
To do a large pee up a tree.

She's begging for dog biscuits now

Mollygo Fri 18-Jul-25 10:40:05

She's begging for dog biscuits now
I’ll give her a carrot to chow

52bright Fri 18-Jul-25 14:28:15

She's begging for dog biscuits now
I'll give her a carrot to chow
Will that do the trick?

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