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henetha Sat 05-Apr-25 10:27:21

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I believe Spring is finally here,
So celebrate with lots of cheer,

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65KL Sun 19-Oct-25 08:38:58

On Mumsnet men seem so moany
They must be wrinkled and boney

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Magenta8 Sun 19-Oct-25 11:40:47

On Mumsnet men seem so moany
They must be wrinkled and boney
So twisted and sour

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friendlygingercat Sun 19-Oct-25 13:34:31

On Mumsnet men seem so moany
They must be wrinkled and boney
So twisted and sour
They grumble and glower

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Mollygo Sun 19-Oct-25 14:32:39

On Mumsnet men seem so moany
They must be wrinkled and boney
So twisted and sour
They grumble and glower
And all of those answer, so phoney!

I started to mow, then it rained!

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pably15 Sun 19-Oct-25 15:07:01

I started to mow, then it rained!
Heavens opened, nothing to be gained

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Magenta8 Sun 19-Oct-25 15:59:53

I started to mow, then it rained!
Heavens opened, nothing to be gained
Watched TV instead

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GoldenLady Sun 19-Oct-25 16:27:15

I started to mow, then it rained!
Heavens opened, nothing to be gained
Watched TV instead
And then went to bed

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MollyNew Sun 19-Oct-25 17:58:38

I started to mow, then it rained!
Heavens opened, nothing to be gained
Watched TV instead
And then went to bed
And the lawn remained unmaintained

I'm having my flu jab this week

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65KL Sun 19-Oct-25 18:15:35

I'm having my flu jab this week Sure don't like it ,I start to freak

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65KL Sun 19-Oct-25 18:16:28

I'm having my flu jab this week
Sure don't like it, I start to freak

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Magenta8 Sun 19-Oct-25 20:48:44

I'm having my flu jab this week
Sure don't like it, I start to freak
My arm will be sore

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crazyH Sun 19-Oct-25 22:44:53

I'm having my flu jab this week
Sure don't like it, I start to freak
My arm will be sore
Shan’t have any more

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friendlygingercat Mon 20-Oct-25 12:55:45

I'm having my flu jab this week
Sure don't like it, I start to freak
My arm will be sore
Shan’t have any more
That ache in my arm makes me shriek

But flu is not pleasant to get

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GoldenLady Mon 20-Oct-25 15:07:12

But flu is not pleasant to get
You'll be glad for that shot, I would bet

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65KL Mon 20-Oct-25 17:43:51

But flu is not pleasant to get
You'll be pleased for the shot, I would bet
Runny nose,sore head

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pably15 Mon 20-Oct-25 17:47:58

But flu is not pleasant to get
You'll be pleased for the shot, I would bet
Runny nose sore head
A few days in bed

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Magenta8 Tue 21-Oct-25 10:20:22

But flu is not pleasant to get
You'll be pleased for the shot, I would bet
Runny nose sore head
A few days in bed
Back to work when not quite well yet

We need Christmas to cheer us up

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Mollygo Tue 21-Oct-25 10:23:52

We need Christmas to cheer us up
A glass from the hot Wassail Cup

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friendlygingercat Tue 21-Oct-25 12:00:29

We need Christmas to cheer us up
A glass from the hot Wassail Cup
We'll sit round the fire

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GoldenLady Tue 21-Oct-25 15:21:17

We need Christmas to cheer us up
A glass from the hot Wassail Cup
We'll sit round the fire
And sing like a choir

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MollyNew Tue 21-Oct-25 17:54:16

We need Christmas to cheer us up
A glass from the hot Wassail cup
We'll sit round the fire
And sing like a choir
What a brilliant way to perk up

I'm making my first Christmas pud

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friendlygingercat Wed 22-Oct-25 07:21:53

I'm making my first Christmas pud
The brandy should make it taste good

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henetha Wed 22-Oct-25 10:48:37

I'm making my first Christmas pud
The brandy should make it taste good,
No pud, just brandy,

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Mollygo Wed 22-Oct-25 11:29:52

I'm making my first Christmas pud
The brandy should make it taste good,
No pud, just brandy
Or rum, if that’s handy,

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Magenta8 Wed 22-Oct-25 11:47:47

I'm making my first Christmas pud
The brandy should make it taste good,
No pud, just brandy
Or rum, if its handy,
I'd drink the whole lot if I could

Come New Year more sober I'll be

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