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Come New Year more sober I'll be
I’ll stop putting gin in my tea

Come New Year more sober I'll be
I’ll stop putting gin in my tea
As soon as it's spring

Come New Year more sober I'll be
I'll stop putting gin in my tea
As soon as it's spring
I'll mix a Gin Sling

Come New Year more sober I'll be
I'll stop putting gin in my tea
As soon as it's spring
I'll mix a Gin Sling
That will be a great treat for me

In winter you need a wee dram

In winter you need a wee dram
To stop you from caring a damn

In winter you need a wee dram
To stop you from caring a damn
Or a warm thermal vest

In winter you need a wee dram
To stop you from caring a damn
Or a warm thermal vest
Damart is the best

In winter you need a wee dram
To stop you ftom caring a damn
Or a warm thermal vest
Damart is the best
And a scarf of wool from a lamb

The fireplace , my favorite spot

The fireplace , my favourite spot
I do like my feet to feel hot,

The fireplace, my favourite spot
I do like my feet to feel hot,
I shall toast my toes

The fireplace, my favourite spot
I do like my feet to feel hot
I shall toast my toes
Ignore all health woes

The fireplace, my favourite spot
I do like my feet to feel hot
I shall toast my toes
Ignore all health woes
And enjoy all the things that I've got.

In winter I like to feel cozy

In winter I like to feel cozy
Warm and snug so I feel dozy

In winter I like to feel cozy
Warm and snug so I feel dozy
laze by a bright fire

In winter I like to feel cozy
Warm and snug so I feel dozy
laze by a bright fire
And gently perspire

In winter I like to feel cozy
Warm and snug so I feel dozy
Laze by a bright fire
And gently perspire
Life will seem happy and rosy

On a crispy cool morning I

One crisp cool morning I
Decided I'd like to sing I

One crisp cool morning I
Decided I'd like to sing I
Sang like a lark, I

One crisp cool morning I
Decided I'd like to sing I
Sang like a lark, I
Skipped through the park I

One crisp cool morning I
Decided I'd like to sing I
Sang like a lark, I
Skipped through the park I
Thought, "Who feels just like a king?" I

The limerick above was so silly

I thought it was fun, but there you go.

The limerick above was so silly
I chanted it in Piccadilly

The limerick above was so silly
It made me laugh like a filly

The limerick above was so silly
I chanted it in Piccadilly / It made me laugh like a filly
My laugh was so loud

The limerick above was so silly
I chanted it in Piccadilly / It made me laugh like a filly
My laugh was so loud
It startled the crowd

The limerick above was silly
I chanted it in Picadilly/It made me laugh like a filly
My laugh was so loud
It startled the crowd
That's when I set eyes on Billy

Ohh Billy he was just so fine