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It’s really unfair and you don’t really care

If their phones were taken away
They'll stomp to their bedrooms and say
It's really unfair
You don't really care
I'll sulk and you'll be made to pay

Don't know what my parents would say

Don't know what my parents would say
If I had behaved that way

Don't know what my parents would say
If I had behaved that way,
They'd send me to bed

Don't know what my parents would say
If I had behaved that way,
They'd send me to bed
After words were said

Don't know what my parents would say
If I had behaved that way,
They'd send me to bed
After words were said
And I wouldn't be permitted to play

In the future, will there be phone?

In the future, will there be a phone?
Or will I give in if they moan?

In the future, will there be a phone?
Or will I give in if they moan?
The future's mysterious

In the future, will there be a phone?
Or will I give in if they moan?
The future's mysterious
Or hilarious

In the future, will there be a phone?
Or will I give in if they moan?
The future's mysterious
Or hilarious
Definitely for my friend Joan

Just can't tell what she will do next

Just can't tell what she will do next
As she is a bit oversexed

Just can't tell what she will do next
As she is a bit oversexed,
She loves her toy boys

Just can't tell what she will do next
As she is a bit oversexed,
She loves her toy boys
Oh! And her boy toys

Just can't tell what she will do next
As she is a bit oversexed,
She loves her toy boys
Oh! And her boy toys
Can't tell you what she says by text

She's a kind hearted soul to friends

She's a kind hearted soul to friends
At times she drives them round the bend(s)

She's a kind hearted soul to friends
At times she drives them round the bend(s),
With her pet rabbit,

She's a kind hearted soul to friends
At times she drives them round the bend(s),
With her pet rabbit,
Dressed in a nun's habit

She's a kind hearted soul to friends
At times she drives them round the bend(s)
With her pet rabbit,
Dressed in a nun's habit
Sat writing the strange texts she sends

But she's good fun on holiday

But she's good fun on holiday,
She's riotous in Spain, they say,

But she's good fun on holiday
She's riotous in Spain, they say,
She dances and drinks

But she's good fun on holiday
She's riotous in Spain, they say,
She dances and drinks
And glasses she clinks

But she's good fun on holiday
She's riotous in Spain, they say,
She dances and drinks
And glasses she clinks
And shouts to all ‘What a gay day!!’

The Signors, they seem to love her

The Signors, they seem to love her
And enjoy dancing above her,

The Signors, they seem to love her
And enjoy dancing above her,
They dance the fandango

The Sgnors, they seem to love her
And enjoy dancing above her,
They dance the fandango
Flamenco, tango