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The evenings are getting much darker
It's time for warm scarves and a Parka
Turn on light and heat
With plenty to eat,

The evenings are getting much darker
It's time for warm scarves and a Parka
Turn on light and heat
With plenty to eat
I'm having hot soup for a starter

I thought I might go glamping

I thought I might go glamping
I hate muddy fields when camping

I thought I might go glamping
I hate muddy fields when camping
Comes with comfy bed

I thought I might go glamping
I hate muddy fields when camping
Comes with comfy bed
Soft pillow for head

I thought I might go glamping
I hate muddy fields when camping
Comes with comfy bed
Soft pillow for head
Gentle music played for noise damping

I'm wearing my best outdoor clothes

I'm wearing my best outdoor clothes
I'm ready for my very best pose

I'm wearing my best outdoor clothes
I'm ready for my very best pose
My dog at my feet

I'm wearing my best outdoor clothes
I'm ready for my very best pose
My dog at my feet
We both look so sweet

I'm wearing my best outdoor clothes
I'm ready for my very best pose
My dog at my feet
We both look so sweet
We might win top prizes, who knows.

I'm going horse racing today

I'm going horse racing today
But first I must feed him some hay

I'm going horse racing today
But first I must feed him some hay
Ive mucked out his stall

I'm going horse racing today
But first I must feed him some hay
I've mucked out his stall
Took tack off the wall

I'm going horse racing today
But first I must feed him some hay
I've mucked out his stall
Took tack off the wall
I’m so proud of my beautiful grey

It’s the Traitors final tonight

It's the Traitors final tonight
They contrast some dark with some light

It's the Traitors final tonight
They contrast some dark with some light
They smile then they banish

It's the Traitors final tonight
They contrast some dark with some light
They smile then they banish
How swiftly they vanish

It's the Traitors final tonight,
They contrast some dark with some light
They smile then they banish
How swiftly they vanish
It's fun though can also be trite

It's so hard to guess who will win

It's so hard to guess who will win
It's enough to make my head spin

It's so hard to guess who will win
It's enough to make my head spin
Switch off the TV

It's so hard to guess who will win
It's enough to make my head spin
Switch off the TV
What is it to me?

It's so hard to guess who will win
It's enough to make my head spin
Switch off the TV
What is it to me?
I’ll just put the lot in the bin.

Bright fireworks, so noisy last night.

Bright fireworks, so noisy last night
Gave my pet dog a real fright

Bright fireworks, so noisy last night
Gave my pet dog a real fright
The poor little pet

Bright fireworks, so noisy last night
Gave my pet dog a real fright
The poor little pet
Was on pills from the vet