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Bright fireworks, so noisy last night
Gave my pet dog a real fright
The poor little pet
Was on pills from the vet
Scared of bangs and flashes of light

Cat hissed and dived under my bed

Cat hissed and dived under my bed
"Clear off, stop the noise" it's hiss said,

Cat hissed and dived under my bed
"Clear off, stop the noise" it's hiss said
It stayed there all night

Cat hissed and dived under my bed
"Clear off, stop the noise" it's hiss said
It stayed there all night
Meowing with fright

Cat hissed and dived under my bed
"Clear off, stop the noise" it's hiss said
It stayed there all night
Meowing with fright
But my poor pet mouse dropped down dead

My Lab was quite proud of himself

My Lab was quite proud of himself
Having knocked biscuits down from the shelf

My Lab was quite proud of himself
Having knocked biscuits down from the shelf
Made a mess on the floor

My Lab was quite proud of himself
Having knocked biscuits down from the shelf
Made a mess on the floor
The chair and the door

My lab was quite proud of himself
Having knocked biscuits down from the shelf
Made a mess on the floor
The chair and the door
He's mischievous like an elf

Love his big droopy drooling lips

Love his big droopy drooling lips
And the way he waggles his hips

Love his big droopy drooling lips
And the way he waggles his hips

He gobbles his food

Love his big droopy drooling lips
And the way he waggles his hips
He gobbles his food
I tell him it's rude

Love his big droopy drooling lips
And the way he wiggles his hips
He gobbles his food
I tell him it's rude
Then he tries to eat all my chips

He really is one greedy dog

He really is one greedy dog,
He eats, and then sleeps like a log.

He really is one greedy dog
He eats and then sleeps like a log
Curled up on the mat

He really is one greedy dog
He eats and then sleeps like a log
Curled up on the mat
Listening out for the cat

He really is one greedy dog
He eats and then sleeps like a log
Curled up on the mat
Listening out for the cat
Only wakes to go to the bog.

One day I wandered in Scotland

One day I wandered in Scotland
It’s lovely, but rarely a hot land

One day I wandered in Scotland
It's lovely, but rarely a hot land
Bagpipes, kilts and lochs

One day I wandered in Scotland
It's lovely, but rarely a hot land
Bagpipes, kilts and lochs
And lovely thick socks

One day I wandered in Scotland
It’s lovely, but not a hot land
Bagpipes, kilts and lochs
And lovely thick socks
Sometimes you see a marching band

I like to hear the bagpipes played

I like to hear the bagpipes played
The skirls always rise and then fade

I like to hear the bagpipes played
The skirls always rise and then fade
And the rhythm of drums

I like to hear the bagpipes play
The skirls always rise and then fade
And the rhythm of drums
My spirit succumbs

I like to hear the bagpipes played
The skirls always rise and then fade
And the rhythm of drums
My spirit succumbs
Like the music for me was made

I enjoy the piano too