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henetha Sat 05-Apr-25 10:27:21

GoldenLady wrote new line...

I believe Spring is finally here,
So celebrate with lots of cheer,

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crazyH Thu 22-May-25 09:39:10

I dance in the garden 'til neighbours gasp
After midnight they groan and rasp
They’re all up in arms

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VB000 Thu 22-May-25 09:47:35

I dance in the garden 'til neighbours gasp
After midnight they groan and rasp
They’re all up in arms
But I have no qualms

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GoldenLady Thu 22-May-25 15:18:39

I dance in the garden 'til neighbours gasp
After midnight they groan and rasp
They’re all up in arms
But I have no qualms
How to have fun they don't grasp

Oh no, the police just arrived

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crazyH Thu 22-May-25 19:06:16

Oh no, the police just arrived
Quick, i’ll run to the loo and hide

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BrightandBreezy Thu 22-May-25 22:48:44

Oh no, the police just arrived
Quick, I'll run to the loo and hide
Looks like too late now

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Magenta8 Fri 23-May-25 09:47:32

Oh no, the police just arrived
Quick, I'll run to the loo and hide
Looks like too late now
I'm for it and how

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henetha Fri 23-May-25 10:08:00

Oh no, the police just arrived
Quick, I'll run to the loo and hide
Looks like too late now
I'm for it and how,
Being locked up I can't abide.

I'd rather be a fugitive,

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Salti Fri 23-May-25 11:02:27

I'd rather be a fugitive,
Than boring like my relative,

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crazyH Fri 23-May-25 13:17:55

I'd rather be a fugitive,
Than boring like my relative,
He was arrested

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GoldenLady Fri 23-May-25 19:03:29

I'd rather be a fugitive,
Than boring like my relative,
He was arrested
His sanity tested

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crazyH Fri 23-May-25 19:09:07

I'd rather be a fugitive,
Than boring like my relative,
He was arrested
His sanity tested
But found he was quite cognitive

There’s not much else happening here

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52bright Fri 23-May-25 19:11:54

There's not much else happening here
Might as well crack open the beer

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BrightandBreezy Sat 24-May-25 12:07:01

There's not much else happening here
Might as well crack open the beer
The sun has gone in

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Jane71 Sat 24-May-25 16:42:37

There's not much else happening here
Might as well crack open the beer
The sun has gone in
Or I may have a gin

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henetha Sun 25-May-25 10:28:39

There's not much else happening here
Might as well crack open the beer
The sun has gone in
Or I may have a gin
Only one, I must make it clear.

A lady from Bath bought a dog,

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BrightandBreezy Sun 25-May-25 22:17:45

A lady from Bath bought a dog
He became the light of her heart

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henetha Mon 26-May-25 11:21:48

Sorry, two first lines are meant to rhyme in Limericks.

A lady from Bath bought a dog,
As a friendly pet for her hog,

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Magenta8 Mon 26-May-25 11:24:48

A lady from Bath bought a dog,
As a friendly pet for her hog,
They got on quite well

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VB000 Mon 26-May-25 11:35:46

A lady from Bath bought a dog,
As a friendly pet for her hog,
They got on quite well
Dogs don't mind the smell

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Magenta8 Mon 26-May-25 16:08:28

A lady from Bath bought a dog,
As a friendly pet for her hog,
They got on quite well
Dogs don't mind the smell
Which was even worse than the bog

I love all animals you see

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BrightandBreezy Tue 27-May-25 00:41:42

I love all animals you see
You certainly sound just like me

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henetha Tue 27-May-25 10:43:55

I love all animals you see
You certainly sound just like me,
I've got dogs and cats

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BrightandBreezy Tue 27-May-25 10:55:08

I love all animals you see
You certainly sound just like me
I've got dogs and cats
Protect me from rats

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crazyH Tue 27-May-25 14:35:11

I love all animals you see
You certainly sound just like me
I've got dogs and cats
Protect me from rats
And those awfully wicked bats.

They remind me of Dracula

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52bright Tue 27-May-25 15:44:57

They remind me of Dracula
And one difficult grandmama

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