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He’s so prim and proper at times
He drinks tonic water with limes

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They remind me of Dracular
And one difficult grandma
You know what she's like

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They remind me of Dracula
And one difficult grandmama
You know what she's like

They remind me of Dracula
And one difficult grandmama
You know what she's like
When she rides her bike

They remind me of Dracula
And one difficult grandmama
You know what she's like
When she rides her bike
It's chaotic and high drama

For her traffic rules don't apply

For her traffic rules don't apply
As through the cars she does fly,

For her traffic rules don't apply
As through the cars she does fly,
While flipping the bird

For her traffic rules don't apply
As through the cars she does fly,
While flipping the bird
And her language - my word!

For her traffic rules don't apply
As through the cars she does fly
While flipping the bird
And her language- my word!
So embarrassing I could die.

She doesn't care who might hear her

She doesn't care who might hear her
But usually, no one comes near her

She doesn't care who might hear her
But usually, no-one comes near her
It's the fear I think

She doesn't care who might hear her
But usually, no-one comes near her
It's the fear I think
She had too much to drink

Although, frankly I can't bear her

I must get away from this town

I must get away from this town
It's small minded and makes me frown

I must get away from this town
It's small minded and makes me frown
Just conmen and sharks

I must get away from this town
It's small minded and makes me frown
Just conmen and sharks,
Old ladies in parks,

I must get away from this town
It's small minded and makes me frown
Just conmen and sharks,
Old ladies in parks,
Enough to bring one's spirits down

I'm longing to live in a city

I'm longing to live in a city
Where people are not so gitty

I'm longing to live in a city
Where people are not so gritty
It would be more fun

I'm longing to live in a city
Where people are not so gritty
It would be more fun
I'd buy a nice bun

I'm longing to live in a city
Where people are not so gitty
It would be more fun
I'd buy a nice bun
Then see what's left in the kitty

Gits come in all sizes and shapes

Gits come in all sizes and shapes
And make lots of silly mistakes,

Gits come in all sizes and shapes
And make lots of silly mistakes,
Like that ludicrous hat

Gits come in all sizes and shapes
And make lots of silly mistakes,
Like that ludicrous hat
A piece of old tat

Decorated with bread and cakes

I wish I was slim, lithe and tall