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June '25 Limerick (July '21 & July'23 continued)

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Magenta8 Tue 24-Jun-25 14:25:34

But maybe there will be a sequal
If so it will not be equal

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Magenta8 Sat 28-Feb-26 08:41:18

The birthday boy has gifts galore
He's not happy, he expected more
He wanted a bike
But got a small trike
He's in tears, lying on the floor

I forgot my bus pass. Oh drat!

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GoldenLady Sat 28-Feb-26 14:41:45

I forgot my bus pass. Oh drat!
Oh wait, it is stuck in my hat

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52bright Sat 28-Feb-26 15:55:01

I forgot my bus pass. Oh drat!
Oh wait, it is stuck in my hat
Having a moment

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hollysteers Sat 28-Feb-26 16:26:49

I forgot my bus pass. Oh drat!
Oh wait, it is stuck in my hat
Having a moment
Now we are in Lent

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crazyH Sat 28-Feb-26 20:22:51

I forgot my bus pass. Oh drat!
Oh wait, it is stuck in my hat
Having a moment
Now we are in Lent
My Friday fasts, has drained my fat

I need to lose another stone

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BrightandBreezy Sat 28-Feb-26 20:58:29

I need to lose another stone
I'll find a diet on my phone

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Magenta8 Sun 01-Mar-26 09:18:12

I need to lose another stone
I'll find a diet on my phone
I'll fast and eat less

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hollysteers Sun 01-Mar-26 09:49:56

I need to lose another stone
I’ll find a diet on my phone
I’ll fast and eat less
Be my very best

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52bright Sun 01-Mar-26 16:28:05

I need to lose another stone
I'll find a diet on my phone
I'll fast and eat less
Be my very best
And when I am hungry won't moan.

This will be very hard to do

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BrightandBreezy Sun 01-Mar-26 19:36:15

This will be very hard to do
Will fit some exercise in too

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hollysteers Mon 02-Mar-26 08:00:01

This will be very hard to do
Will fit some exercise in too
I’ll run up the lane

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Magenta8 Mon 02-Mar-26 09:37:31

This will be very hard to do
Will fit some exercise in too
I'll run up the lane
And then back again

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GoldenLady Mon 02-Mar-26 15:51:02

This will be very hard to do
Will fit some exercise in too
I'll run up the lane
And then back again
And what's next? I haven't a clue.

Today it is going to snow

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crazyH Mon 02-Mar-26 16:32:21

Today it is going to snow
May as well, I’ve nowhere to go

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Crocus5 Mon 02-Mar-26 18:51:06

Today, it is going to snow
May as well, I’ve nowhere to go
I’ll watch the flakes fall

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hollysteers Mon 02-Mar-26 19:02:32

Today it’s going to snow
May as well, I’ve nowhere to go
I’ll watch the flakes fall
And make a snowball

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Magenta8 Mon 02-Mar-26 19:41:10

Today it's going to snow
May as well, I've nowhere to go
I'll watch the flakes fall
And make a snowball
Then I'll chuck it at my new beau

He's sexy and fun that's for sure

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BrightandBreezy Tue 03-Mar-26 00:52:55

He's sexy and fun that's for sure
I don't think that he is still pure

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hollysteers Tue 03-Mar-26 07:47:33

He’s sexy and fun that’s for sure
I don’t think that he is still pure
But then I’m no saint

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NanKate Tue 03-Mar-26 07:50:14

He’s sexy and fun that’s for sure
I don’t think that he is still pure
But then I’m no saint
And have no complaint

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52bright Tue 03-Mar-26 21:27:45

He's sexy and fun that's for sure
I don't think that he is still pure
But then I'm no saint
And have no complaint
I think I'll succumb to his lure

He's promised to buy me a ring

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hollysteers Tue 03-Mar-26 22:17:09

He’s promised to buy me a ring
It shows I’m worth more than a fling

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52bright Tue 03-Mar-26 23:34:12

He's promised to buy me a ring
It shows I'm worth more than a fling
A nice neat small stone

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pably15 Tue 03-Mar-26 23:56:09

He's promised to buy me a ring
It shows I'm worth more than a fling
A nice neat small stone
That I can call my own

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52bright Wed 04-Mar-26 00:20:08

He's promised to buy me a ring
It shows I'm worth more than a fling
A nice neat small stone
That I can call my own
And at my wedding We'll all sing

Then off on honeymoon I'll go

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