June '25 Limerick (July '21 & July'23 continued)

Then off on honeymoon I'll go
To the fjords then on to Oslo

Then off on honeymoon I’ll go
To the fjords, then on to Oslo
We’ll have a great time

Then off on honeymoon I’ll go
To the fjords, then on to Oslo
We’ll have a great time
And laugh at a mime

Then off on honeymoon I’ll go
To the fjords, then on to Oslo
We’ll have a great time
And laugh at a mime
We sure will have spent lots of dough.

An aunt had ten children in all

An aunt had ten children in all
The tenth had a father called Paul

An aunt had ten children in all
The tenth had a father called Paul
He was rarely at home

An aunt had ten children in all
The tenth had a father called Paul
He was rarely at home
'Cos he liked to roam

An aunt had ten children in all
The tenth had a father called Paul
He was rarely at home
‘Cos he like to roam
But sure did leave proof of his call.

This village once had a corn mill

This village once had a corn mill
Made money for the miller's till

This village once had a corn mill
Made money for the miller's till
But they shut the mill down

This village once had a corn mill
Made money for the miller's till
But they shut the mill down
Miller moved to town

This village once had a corn mill
Made money for the miller's till
But they shut the mill down
Miller moved to town
And sits in the pub with a gill.

He has many stories to tell

He has many stories to tell
To youngsters and oldies as well

He has many stories to tell
To youngsters and oldies as well
Of times that are gone

He had many stories to tell
To youngsters and oldies as well
Of times that are gone
Golden days that shone

He had many stories to tell
To youngsters and oldies as well
Of times that are gone
Golden days that shone
He could write a book, which would sell

Alas, mine would be a tragedy

Alas, mine would be a tragedy
With many a calamity

Alas, mine would be a tragedy
With many a calamity
Few ups, many downs

Alas, mine would be a tragedy
With many a calamity
Few ups, many downs
Those thoughts bring me frowns

Alas, mine would be a tragedy
With many a calamity
Few ups, many downs
Those thoughts bring me frowns
But a good read it's likely to be

A book that you just can't put down

A book that you just can't put down
Assured, there’ll be many a frown

A book that you just can't put down
Assured, there'll be many a frown
With sex and violence

A book that you just can’t put down
Assured, there’ll be many a frown
With sex and violence
A plot so very dense

A book that you just can’t put down
Assured, there’ll be many a frown
With sex and violence
A plot so very dense
With some characters wearing a crown!

The fog is so dense you can't see

The fog is so dense you can't see
This isn't the weather for me