Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

I wonder what will happen next
Nothing much, so I feel vexed
If I were in charge,
No bad ones at large

I wonder what will happen next
Nothing much, so I feel quite vexed
If I were in charge
No bad ones at large
I would sack most of them by text

All this rain is hacking me off

All this rain is hacking me off
No wonder I’ve a cold and cough

I wonder what will happen next
Nothing much, so I feel vexed
If I were in charge,
No crooks still at large

Back to Crazy.

All this rain is hacking me off
No wonder I’ve a cold and cough
I'm calling the doc

All this rain is hacking me off
No wonder I’ve a cold and cough
I'm calling the doc
(Who now wears a frock)

All this rain is hacking me off
No wonder I’ve a cold and cough
I'm calling the doc
(Who now wears a frock)
And speaks very posh, such a toff!

I went to the pictures today

I went to the pictures today
To see Hamnet, a great film they say,

I went to the pictures today
To see Hamnet, a great film they say,
Fell asleep half way through

I went to the pictures today
To see Hamnet, a great film they say,
Fell asleep half way through
Dropped steaming hot brew

I went to the pictures today
To see Hamnet, a great film they say,
Fell asleep half way through
Dropped steaming hot brew
Into the lap of my friend Fay

This didn't amuse her at all

This didn't amuse her at all
She'd just had a really bad fall

This didn't amuse her at all
She'd just had a really bad fall
With a bruise on her knee

This didn't amuse her at all
She'd just had a really bad fall
With a bruise on her knee
I offered more tea

This didn't amuse her at all
She'd just had a really bad fall
With a bruise on her knee
I offered more tea
Her reply made me feel rather small

I get it that she was annoyed

I get it that she was annoyed
From now, think that tea I'll avoid

I get it that she was annoyed
From now, think that tea I'll avoid
I might think about gin

I get it that she was annoyed
From now on, think that tea I'll avoid
I might think about gin
Will be accepted with a grin

I get it that she was annoyed
From now on, think that tea I'll avoid
I might think about gin
Will be accepted with a grin
And her mood will hopefully be buoyed

We can sit together and smile

We can sit together and smile
Pass the time of day for a while

We can sit together and Smile
Pass the time of day for a while
Laugh with each other

We can sit together and smile
Pass the time of day for a while
Laugh with each other
Invite her brother

We can sit together and smile
Pass the time of day for a while
Laugh with each other
Invite her brother
He's more easy going by a mile

He's jokey and good for some fun

He's jokey and good for some fun
His hobby is shooting his gun

He's jokey and good for some fun
His hobby is shooting his gun
At birds in the air