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Magenta8 Fri 02-Jan-26 20:50:50

Following:

I once read the book Moby Dick
The story made me feel quite sick

GoldenLady Tue 25-Aug-26 14:45:06

They insisted he stayed overnight
Considering his crimes, rather light

MollyNew Tue 25-Aug-26 18:35:17

They insisted he stayed overnight
Considering his crimes, rather light
He hated his cell

hollysteers Tue 25-Aug-26 21:41:03

They insisted he stayed overnight
Considering his crimes, rather light
He hated his cell
Like being in hell

Wyllow3 Tue 25-Aug-26 21:44:17

They insisted he stayed overnight
Not the place to put up a fight!

Magenta8 Wed 26-Aug-26 08:22:01

They insisted he stayed overnight
Considering his crimes, rather light
He hated his cell
Like being in hell
And nobody cared 'bout his plight

Next morning they grilled him all day

Crocus5 Wed 26-Aug-26 11:23:43

Next morning they grilled him all day
As he wondered what he should say

GoldenLady Wed 26-Aug-26 14:11:18

Next morning they grilled him all day
As he wondered what he should say
He confessed to no crimes

hollysteers Sat 29-Aug-26 08:53:01

Next morning they grilled him all day
As he wondered what he should say
He confessed to no crimes
Though just like old times

Magenta8 Sat 29-Aug-26 09:34:00

Next morning they grilled him all day
As he wondered what he should say
He confessed to no crimes
Though just like old times
They remind him crime doesn't pay

Finally they just let him go

Wyllow3 Sat 29-Aug-26 12:41:58

Finally they just let him go
But they have him on a list - so....

GoldenLady Sat 29-Aug-26 14:30:30

Finally they just let him go
But they have him on a list - so....
He now pays his taxes

henetha Sun 30-Aug-26 11:51:51

Finally they just let him go
But they have him on a list - so....
He now pays his taxes
But sends them rude faxes

hollysteers Sun 30-Aug-26 12:35:17

Finally they just let him go
But they have him on a list - so…
He now pays his taxes
But sends them rude taxes
Its wiser to let him lie low.

A cousin took vows as a priest

SpinDriftCoastal Sun 30-Aug-26 13:22:29

A cousin took vows as a priest
We were amazed to say the least

Wyllow3 Sun 30-Aug-26 16:19:09

A cousin took vows as a priest
We were amazed to say the least
No previous faith

Bellanonna Sun 30-Aug-26 18:33:05

A cousin took vows as a priest
We were amazed to say the least
No previous faith
A vocation quite late

Magenta8 Sun 30-Aug-26 20:31:05

A cousin took vows as a priest
We were amazed to say the least
No previous faith
A vocation quite late
He used to be quite a mean beast

He found God and turned a new leaf

Bellanonna Sun 30-Aug-26 21:12:34

He found God and turned a new leaf
Renouncing his life as a thief

hollysteers Mon 31-Aug-26 10:25:40

He found God and turned a new leaf
Renouncing his life as a thief
Closed silent order

henetha Mon 31-Aug-26 12:13:53

He found God and turned a new leaf
Renouncing his life as a thief
Closed silent order
Food's free, he's a boarder,

GoldenLady Mon 31-Aug-26 16:35:32

He found God and turned a new leaf
Renouncing his life as a thief
Closed silent order
Food's free, he's a boarder,
And now he's the vicar-in-chief.

A hammer that's banging all day

hollysteers Mon 31-Aug-26 17:09:18

A hammer that’s banging all day
Is one thing that my nerves will fray

Magenta8 Mon 31-Aug-26 17:31:32

A hammer that's banging all day
Is one thing that my nerves will fray
It just goes Clang! Clang!

Clawdy Mon 31-Aug-26 20:53:06

A hammer that's banging all day
Is one thing that my nerves will fray
It just goes Clang! Clang!
Think it's time that I rang

Wyllow3 Mon 31-Aug-26 21:23:57

A hammer that's banging all day
Is one thing that my nerves will fray
It just goes Clang! Clang!
Think it's time that I rang
Sent a sound record to the king

He sent it to the local folks

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