Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

Cup cakes so bright and so sweet
They always sell well for a treat
Kids like them for tea

Cup cakes so bright and so sweet
They always sell well for a treat
Raisin and cherry

Cup cakes so bright and so sweet
They always sell well for a treat
Kids like them for tea
But save one for me!

Cup cakes so bright and so sweet
They always sell well for a treat
Kids like them for tea
But save one for me!
so my happiness will be complete

There was a young maiden in Norwich

There was a young maiden in Norwich
Who loved honey and fruit on her porridge

There was a young maiden in Norwich
Who loved honey and fruit on her porridge
She would eat this each day

There was a young maiden in Norwich
Who loved honey and fruit on her porridge
She would eat this each day
Her nature was gay

There was a young maiden in Norwich
Who loved honey and fruit on her porridge
She would eat this each day
Her nature was gay
How lucky for her she is so rich

My dad has just climbed up a ladder

My dad has just climbed up a ladder
Cripes! Can he get any madder

My dad has just climbed up a ladder
Cripes! Can he get any madder
He's wearing his slippers

My dad has just climbed up a ladder
Cripes! Can he get any madder
He’s wearing his slippers
Just finished his kippers

My dad has just climbed up a ladder
Cripes! Can he get any madder
He’s wearing his slippers
Just finished his kippers
And now he's been bit by and adder.

It's fangs are ferociously fierce

Its fangs are ferociously fierce
So skin it can easily pierce

Its fangs are ferociously fierce
So skin it can easily pierce
Just a quick little nip

Its fangs are ferociously fierce
So skin it can easily pierce
Just a quick nip
On your leg or hip

Its fangs are ferociously fierce
So skin it can easily pierce
Just a quick nip
On your leg or hip
You know it will all end in tears

There was a young maiden from Bath

There was a young maiden from Bath
Who wilfully trod her own path

There was a young maiden from Bath
Who wilfully trod her own path
With red and pink hair

There was a young maiden from Bath
Who wilfully trod her own path
With red and pink hair
And an angry stare

There was a young maiden from Bath
Who wilfully trod her own path
With red and pink hair
And an angry stare
Clearly an embryo sociopath

If I had a million quid

If I had a million quid
I'd buy a new house for my kid

If I had a million quid
I'd buy a new house for my kid
With a large swimming pool

If I had a million quid
I'd buy a new house for my kid
With a large swimming pool
To keep nice and cool

If I had a million quid
I'd buy a new house for my kid
With a large swimming pool
To keep nice and cool
But I would keep some back, well hid

Yeah! Strawberries and cream for tea

Yeah! Strawberries and cream for tea
A summer favourite for me