April 22nd Limerick (July '21 & July'23 AND....)

Sometimes I wish my dog could speak
And tell me when he needs a leak
We could go for walks
Have lovely long talks

Sometimes I wish my dog could speak
And tell me when he needs a leak
We could go for walks
Have lovely long talks
Tells me off when of booze I reek.

I must admit I like a drink

I must admit I like a drink
She said with a nod and a wink

I must admit I like a drink
She said with a nod and a wink
Then poured another

I must admit I like a drink
She said with a nod and a wink
The poured another
Large gin. Oh brother!

I must admit I like a drink
She said with a nod and a wink
Then poured another
Large gin. Oh brother!
Said Cheers! as the glasses went "clink"

I want England to win the World Cup

No response to the above so how about this one;

There once was a woman from Poole

There once was a woman from Poole
Whose neighbours all thought she was “cool”

There once was a woman from Poole
Whose neighbours all thought she was "cool"
She drove a red car

There once was a woman from Poole
Whose neighbours all thought she was "cool"
She drove a red car
Each night to a bar

There once was a woman from Poole
Whose neighbours all thought she was "cool"
She drove a red car
Each night to a bar
Then sat all alone on a stool

She had a friend who lived in Wales

There once was a woman from Poole
Whose neighbours all thought she was "cool"
She drove a red car
Each night to a bar
Then sat all alone on a stool

She had a friend who lived in Wales
Whose favourite food was cooked snails

She had a friend who lived in Wales
Whose favourite food was cooked snails
With garlic and butter

She had a friend who lived in Wales
Whose favourite food was cooked snails
With garlic and butter
'So French' she would utter

She had a friend who lived in Wales
Whose favourite food was cooked snails
With garlic and butter
'So French' she would utter
While drinking her home brewed ales

Her dad taught her how to brew beer

Her dad taught her how to brew beer
Popular at uni I hear

Her dad taught her how to brew beer
Popular at uni I hear
A real ale fan

Her dad taught her how to brew beer
Popular at uni I hear
She’s a real ale fan
Along with friend Dan

Her dad taught her how to brew beer
Popular at uni I hear
She’s a real ale fan
Along with friend Dan
Who, at the ladies, he does leer

So Dan has been banned from the Halls

So Dan has been banned from the Halls
As he left, he could hear the catcalls

So Dan has been banned from the Halls
As he left, he could hear the catcalls
So long, don't come back!

So Dan has been banned from the Halls
As he left, he could hear the catcalls
So long, don't come back!
Good manners you lack!

So Dan has been banned from the Halls
As he left, he could hear the catcalls
So long, don't come back!
Good manners you lack!
Go to Niagara Falls!

A charming young lady from Crete

A charming young lady from Crete
Kept goats who would constantly bleat

A charming young lady from Crete
Kept goats who would constantly bleat
She had about eight