LIMERICKS (April 2025 contd August 2026)

My grandfather was a proud Scot
For others he gave not a jot
A Celt through and through

My grandfather was a proud Scot
For others he gave not a jot

This grandmother kept the odd pig
And swore that it could dance a jig
And just for a craic
We kept coming back
Just to see the pig smoke a cig

My grandfather was a proud Scot

This grandmother kept the odd pig
And swore that it could dance a jig
And just for the craic
We kept coming back

This grandmother kept the odd pig
And swore that it could dance a jig
And just for the craic

This grandmother kept the odd pig
And swore that it could dance a jig

My grandmother was Irish born
Her stories and jokes were well worn
She cooked Irish stew
Danced a jig or two
And made us strong tea every morn.

This grandmother kept the odd pig

My grandmother was Irish born
Her stories and jokes were well-worn
She cooked Irish stew
Danced a jig or two

My grandmother was Irish born
Her stories and jokes were well-worn
She cooked Irish Stew

My grandmother was Irish born
Her stories and jokes were well-worn

A baker from down Dorset way
Came to visit me for the day
He brought Dorset pies
Enormous in size
My size now I’m frightened to weigh!

My grandmother was Irish born

A baker from down Dorset way
Came to visit me for the day
He brought Dorset pies
Enormous in size

A baker from down Dorset way
Came to visit me for the day
He brought Dorset pies

A baker from down Dorset way
Came to visit me for the day

The new moon shone over the bay
As the stars came out to play
What a beautiful night!
Such a magical sight,
I knew I just had to stay.

A baker from down Dorset way

The new moon shone over the bay
As the stars came out to play
What a beautiful night!
Such a magical sight,

The new moon shone over the bay
As the stars came out to play
What a beautiful night!

The new moon shone over the bay
As the stars came out to play

I guessed Bianco and whitey
Or a better name might be mighty
But whatever you choose
I'll sure dodge the poos
And teeth because he is bitey

The new moon shone over the bay

I guessed Bianco and whitey
Or a better name might be Mighty
But whatever you choose
I’ll sure dodge the poos

I guessed Bianco and whitey
Or a better name might be mighty
But whatever you choose

I guessed bianco and whitey
Or a better name might be Mighty

I guessed bianco and whitey
He certainly was a beauty

A little white cat called Snow
Would purr and miaow a hello
I said "What's your name?"
He asked, "this a game?"
"Oh wouldn't you just like to know"

I guessed bianco and whitey

A little white cat called Snow
Would purr and miaow a hello
I said “What’s your name?”
He asked, “this a game?”