++Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick cont)

Charles Dickens was one of the greats
His "Expectations" never dates

Charles Dickens was one of the greats
His "Expectations" never dates
But he lived in Hard Times

Charles Dickens was one of the greats
His “Expectations” never dates
But he lived in Hard Times
With numerous crimes

Charles Dickens was one of the greats
His "Expectations" never dates
But he lived in Hard Times
With numerous crimes
And Scrooge didn't have any mates

I went to the theatre today

I went to the theatre today
I got a fab dress on the way

I went to the theatre today
I got a fab dress on the way
I sat in the stalls

I went to the theatre today
I got a fab dress on the way
I sat in the stalls
(The dress from a Mall)

I went to the theatre today
I got an fab dress on the way
I sat in the stalls
(The dress from a Mall)
And looked, I must say, rather fey.

My neighbour does make a good dame

My neighbour does make a good dame
She doesn't do it for the fame

My neighbour does make a good dame
She doesn't do it for the fame
When panto’s your “thing”

My neighbour does make a good dame
She doesn't do it for the fame
When panto’s your “thing”
And your talent you bring

My neighbour does make a good dame
She doesn't do it for the fame
When panto's your thing
And your talent you bring
You'll soon get yourself a good name

I once played Buttons in Belper

I once played Buttons in Belper
And I was the backstage helper

I once played Buttons in Belper
And I was the backstage helper
Dealing with divas

I once played Buttons in Belper
And I was the backstage helper
Dealing with divas
And pulling wrong levers

I once played Buttons in Belper
And I was the backstage helper
Dealing with divas
And pulling wrong levers
Each night in a state of fever.

My aunt was an opera star

My aunt was an opera star
She practiced while driving her car

My aunt was an opera star
She practiced while driving her car
The roads were not safe

My aunt was an opera star
She practiced while driving her car
The roads were not safe
Her corset would chafe

My aunt was an opera star
She practiced while driving her car
The roads were not safe
Her corset would chafe
Her arias could be heard from afar

I’m more of a country songs girl

I'm more of a country songs girl
But I'm not keen on Minnie Pearl

I'm more of a country songs girl
But I'm not keen on Minnie Pearl
My favourite is Dolly

I'm more of a country songs girl
But I'm not keen on Minnie Pearl
My favourite is Dolly
-miss her, I'm sorry

I’m more of a country songs girl
But I’m not keen on Minnie Pearl
My favourite is Dolly
-miss her, I’m sorry
I loved her blonde hair and each curl.

There’s building work close by to me

There's building work close by to me
With site loos so that they can pee