An interesting and amusing article Tegan. He hasn't got your average British garden though has he?
Soon after we moved abroad I was banned from having a bougainvillaea after DH had been attacked by one when pruning it for a friend.(they've got vicious spikes.) I've always known dogs haven't got much sense. A friend's labs regularly hoover up all her dropped figs in the autumn with dire consequences.
It does explain why passing sheep make a beeline for my morning glory though.
I gave up driving two years ago. I am nearly 85.

. My doctor told me they have no end of people turning up at the surgery because of cutting back ivy [I always wear gloves for that] but never thought of dead heading flowers causing a problem.
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