There's a funny smell in the Dingly Dell

There is some kind of fertilizer which farmers put on their fields at this time of the year. There has been a horrible smell here since last week, for miles around. It used to have Xs in the name - Triple X or Six X or something, but I have no idea what they use now. The pong usually settles after rain. I hope this happens for you.

Would that be with your Antler luggage?!?

Not fawn of that idea Merlot, could cost a buck or two

I'd have to high tail it out of here.

I wish I'd herd it too!

' Damn,' she said roe-fully, 'I wanted to hear that!!'

What do you call a blind stag?

No eyedeer

What do you call a blind stag with no legs?

Still no eyedeer

The last bit's very rude so I won't go any further

I thought it may have been rain deer.

Ithought I felt something wet trickling down my back , Stansgran!

thank you all for the terrible puns. Might even let DH see this thread. NFK you must be right . I have rabbits doing siflay on the lawn, badgers digging for worms, foxes leaving spreints and now I've got deer peeing over the roses.

Don't know the answer but some of the GNers' comments have made me giggle (groan!) tonight. I have heard that venison burgers are becoming quite popular - just a thought!

Have you got foxes!

You got me curious - the only reference I can find is that they smell a bit like a cow barn. Sort of musky, mothballs smell. It's from their urine. Bucks give off the musky smell from their anal glands when they're rutting in the autumn.

You did ask!

At least you've got out of the usual Sunday rut.

Don't think they spray as such, but they do leave scent markings from their head when they rub off bark and also have scent glands in their feet.

You need a game plan

Brave deer walzing into your garden, full of deering-do?

Deerie me

Sorry, No ideer!

Oh deer...!

Not sure if the spray as a cat does....but they do scent mark from glands on their heads....or at least some deer do.