Advice, please, oh wise ones!
My Victoria plum is smothered in Something Sticky - probably from whitefly?
The problem I have, though, is that wasps are already attacking the plums although they are still very green. Possibly attracted by the sticky whatever-it-is rather than the plums.
If I pick the plums now will they ripen indoors?
I'm tempted to try it because I'll probably lose them to wasp damage anyway if I leave them on the tree.
Thank you for any pearls of wisdom you can offer 
My turn to write the pub quiz again!
Would you rather stay your current age or swap the digits around?

