Old advertising slogans

You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent!

Or, as we used to sing, you'll wonder where your false teeth went....

Pppick up a.penguin

There was a good cartoon in (I think) the Mail back in the early 60s. A colonel type of fellow shows off a tiger-skin rug, saying: 'Bagged him on the M1, old boy'.

They never used this competition entry. Cracker imo

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our Club.

Ah, Bisto!

We are the Ovaltinies, happy girls and boys

Fry's Turkish Delight, exotic, delicious, full of Eastern promise.
(A carpet unrolls and there's a girl inside it.

Oops beam me up.!!!! Is that a cigarette in her little hand????

Hello Lullydully.

This was a competition entry from a 60 yr. old Arkansas farmer's wife, back in the thirties

Drinka pinta milk a day. (and oh the rows about that in education)

Go to work on an egg.

Who would you give your last Rolo?

'Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate....' Cadbury's Flake.

The original tiger in your tank advert is much older than 22 years. I remember collecting free artificial fur tiger tails from petrol stations when I was a child - and that wasn't yesterday.

And free glass.

I don't think it's a cigarette, just her finger with a strange blob on the end!

Strongbow - as strong as your thirst.

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet
I'll risk it for a Swisskit
Opal fruits made to make your mouth water
Don't forget the fruitgums mum

Sorry - repeated your fruitgums mrsmopp

I'm not very good at this, I keep repeating them. I'll try this -

You'll look a little lovlier each day
with fabulous pink Camay

Cadum for Madam.
(Cadum and camay were very similar, just bars of pink soap)

Boom-ba-de-boom-boom boom boom boom Coco Pops!

Senior Service satisfy.

Creamola Custard tickles the world's palate.

Beam it really is a cracker!

For hands that do dishes ( Fairy liquid
A taste of Paradise ( Bounty)

Cheese, please, Louise

Persil washes whiter
Beanz meanz Heinz

You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

(doesn't conjure up a particularly pleasant image)

Yes Ana only her finger. My feeble attempt at some appropriate humour.