Alright, crazyH, you asked and you shall receive. Let's stick with the troopship stuff for the moment.
The departure.
After two and a half years defending the honour of the Queen by protecting one of her colonies, we embarked from Penang. Maybe it was two colonies, Singapore AND Malaya at that time? Anyway, the water off Penang Island was too shallow for the ship to get in close. Once again the Dunera had made her appearance. We, maybe a thousand or so of us, had to be boated out to the ship in groups, then climb up the rickety swaying ladder which was hanging down the side of the ship.
Now, that may be OK if one has just two hands and two feet. We had a lot more. I personally had a suitcase which largely contained tropical clothing, a saxophone it its case, a clarinet in its case, and both a large pack and a small pack on my back. Eventually I sorted myself out in order to carry all my luggage in both hands then started up the swaying ladder. Did I mention I suffer from vertigo? Probably not. Well I do. So here I am, climbing as well as I could, using only my feet and no hand support whatsoever. I was not a happy bunny. In fact, I was scared, very scared. I would have been scared stiff, but my knees had to keep bending as my feet tried to sort out the next step up. With the burden I was carrying I could not see what I was doing. Eventually I made it to the deck, despite the recurrent feeling that my small pack would roll off the large pack and disappear into the depths of the ocean. The small pack is only balanced on top of the large pack not fastened in any way. Such is the wisdom of the army high ups, or it was back then. Someone told me that Lady Astor had designed the back-pack system, but this may not be true. The army told me a lot of things some of which were believable.
Well, my musical instruments, my suitcase and packs made it along with me. It was not only the humid temperature of Malaysia that had me sweating, I can tell you.
Then we had to scramble down a series of stairs to the den in which they kept the sqaddies, It was all much as before. I even got a middle bunk again. This was not a choice. A sergeant lined us up and marched us down and pointed to the narrow bunk that would be our home for the next month. We were the victims of a large hairy finger and middle for diddle it was for me. Hobson's choice lives still it seems.
Immediately, the band had to go up on deck and play music as we departed the tropical island shore. It seemed to be a tradition. We had done that in Southampton before leaving England and off we went again as we started the journey back. We were entertaining the troops and any passing fish. And in the case of Penang, any passing sea-snakes.
Stopping there, Might pick up the voyage home at some later stage.
More self checkouts being allocated


