Walking with my grandaughter yesterday I very quietly passed wind
the oldest one (5+) said "nanna did you fart trump. I whispered "yes but don't tell anyone" she agreed. Less than 2 minutes later I saw her telling her younger brother. In a very very loud voice he shouted" nanna (his sister) said you farted. Every one looked so I quickly said "shush" so he flung his arms around me and shouted to his sister( and everyone else's into the bargain) I don't mind if you fartedI still love you nanna......I AM NEVER GOING BACK THERE AGAIN! [ blush]