Oofy
@Doodledog
A friend in Uni got engaged (and subsequently married) to a lovely chap, who came from a very posh background and had been given a “pipe” of port (no idea how much that is without googling it) laid down for him as a christening gift. Friend proceeded to drink her way through it as port and lemon.
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When we were first married I used half a bottle of my husband's fancy port in the Christmas gravy. It tasted great, but he wasn't impressed . . .