Hello, not a good day today. First of all Benny had something up his nose, it was after his morning walk so it may have been a grass seed. Whatever it was caused him to do a lot of sneezing. It cleared after about one hour. After that, I had a visit from two doctors, both together and from the same practice, who informed me that I may not get better. They told me to try and walk as much as posible and keep my legs up...
... Have you ever tried walking with your legs in the air? Obviously they meant legs up in between walks. So, here I am, on the settee, with my legs up. Luckily it is an electronic settee so I am virtually laid down. My wife, SWMBO, has fixed me up with a wireless keyboard and mouse. It is too painful for me to sit up to the desk.
That's it for now. Oh, just one thing, last year I went to buy a new bra for my wife. "A new bra for my wife" I said, "her old ones have had it". "A new bra" the assistant said, "what bust?"
"Oh nothing bust," I replied, "they just wore out". 
Bumblebee