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Soop's kichen for friendly folk and pampered pets

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soop Thu 27-Apr-17 14:58:05

Here we are again
Happy as can be
All good pals and
Jolly good company...grin

Jalima1108 Wed 10-May-17 12:13:53

You could keep them for a year kittylester - if they win a prize within a year then they will pay out the prize I think (best check in case they have changed the rules); we only realised that Mum had some when a prize arrived - however we could not claim it as it was 13 months after she had died.

Jalima1108 Wed 10-May-17 12:14:46

if one of the bonds wins I suppose you will want to bag the best bedroom wink

Crafting Wed 10-May-17 13:50:36

I won £25 on the bonds not so long ago. Is that enough for the big bedroom Jalima? ?

Perhaps if we all chip in we can share it between us and take turns spending the night there. Galen could have us round for dinner and afterwards we could spend time trying on some of her pearls grin. Has there been a joke today Galen confused? Can't remember will have to go back and look.

Maw glad you are a little bit brighter. Nothing like a Flynn fix to cheer you up.

Galen Wed 10-May-17 15:01:05

What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Alexa

Sorry, been busy packing

jollyg Wed 10-May-17 16:28:25

The Kitchen seems to have fallen off the radar thanks to BT, I presume,

Ginormous frustration must dwell in Soop croft, Yes that is the traditional building Mcs built being an ARIBA..

There was a ben end where the cattle slept, and provided warmth, now it only a cats purr.

The ben end was where jollity and uisguigebeagh was sipped in vast quantities.

Apologies for my Gaelic.

Haste ye back

Galen Wed 10-May-17 17:05:55

The saga of that building continues.
All the rubbish and junk has reappeared at the front of the building and one of the cars has not been seen!

Come on you lot, I want nice neighbours this time

callgirl1 Wed 10-May-17 17:22:23

I`ve been sorting a load of junk in what should be the back bedroom, and have found a bank book from the late 70s with £1.50 in it. Trouble is, that bank is no more, but I will happily contribute it to the house buying fund if it`ll help.
Come on BT, get our Soop back online!

callgirl1 Wed 10-May-17 17:25:01

Forgot to say, Tesco delivered this morning, and because someone else`s milk had dripped onto some of my shopping, the man knocked the offending items off my list, but because they weren`t harmed, he told me to keep them, said he`d only have to bin them if he took them back. So, a bit of a saving this week, around a fiver!

kittylester Wed 10-May-17 17:33:52

Can we have the fiver Callgirl?

Added to my feeling of being Billy no mates, our immediate neighbours are moving out and letting the house to a trusted friend who is a rugby player confused - isn't that a contradiction in terms? And the house next door to them was sold even before it went on the market! I don't think it's me!

callgirl1 Wed 10-May-17 17:39:33

Go on then Kitty, you`ve pricked my conscience, here`s a fiver towards the house, it might buy a few square inches of astroturf!

callgirl1 Wed 10-May-17 17:40:53

I wonder if whoever gets the holiday that I handed back will let us know? I hope it`ll go to "one of us".

PoshGran Wed 10-May-17 20:20:18

Evening all.
Do we all remember putting coins in dimple whisky bottles? Haven't got one of those... my spare coins go in a small plastic bottle that used to contain "bubbles"; will the contents help for the collective fund?

My OH has for years said that we ought to have plastic grass of one sort or another on our 2 small lawn/meadow/moss green patches. (I don't know why he's so keen, I'm the one who cuts it!!) I suppose if we did I could get rid of the hover mower & strimmer, & have a "sucky-thing" for leaves. Oh goody - another vacuum cleaner! hmm
Pass the bottle please, cheers to all Kitcheners wine

Galen Wed 10-May-17 20:21:12

Near disaster here (giggle)
Gary was bringing my cases downstairs ready for them to be put in taxi tomorrow. He accidentally managed to drop it on his genitals!
I'm afraid I laughed.
He did see the funny side eventually

Jalima1108 Wed 10-May-17 20:31:43

After he had stopped crying in agony!! shock

Greyduster Wed 10-May-17 20:44:43

Golly, it sounds as if the collective purchase of this bungalow is becoming a distant prospect. I would offer to raid GS's piggy banks but he would never speak to me again! Perhaps we should try the Halifax. If Top Cat and the Flintstones can get a mortgage I'm sure us GNs could. After all, we're a bunch of characters aren't we?
Well, due to one thing and another, the fishing was a disaster. First there were the people who insisted one standing on the bank behind me having a long conversation while I was waiting to cast and not embed a large hook somewhere in their person. Then there was the man who stood three feet away from me skimming stones across where my line was lying. When I pointed out to him that this was not an entirely polite thing to do to someone who had paid for the right to fish there, his reply was unprintable. And he was bigger than me! Then there were the wild swimmers (something new) and the rib boat that was life guarding the wild swimmers and creating a bow wave large enough to sink Galen's cruise liner and scattering every fish to infinity. And the ducks, and the geese and the swans, and the grebes..... There was only one other angler there today. He was pretty p****d off too! I am now exhausted (you can't fly fish sitting down!) and I might as well have donated the money on the bungalow fund - it would have been better spent. Perhaps I should consider finding a hobby better suited to my age and delicate constitution.

Jalima1108 Wed 10-May-17 20:48:29

I was going to risk parking and not paying the charge today - just needed five minutes to pop into a shop opposite the car park. The £1 could have gone into the house fund.
However, the parking attendant was hovering by my car so I was forced into buying a ticket.

Sorry but the fine would have been £30!

cornergran Wed 10-May-17 20:48:41

Happy holiday, galen, hope the pearls remained intact.

Jalima1108 Wed 10-May-17 20:49:49

I feel worn out now Greyduster wink
What a day
Made my gardening seem very tame by comparison.

Crafting Wed 10-May-17 20:53:00

Galen shock Oops. Not quite sure I could visualise how Gary could manage that trick. Hope he's ok snigger are you off on your cruise then Galen? Have a good time. Can't wait for ours. 2 weeks to go.

Greyduster Wed 10-May-17 20:54:36

Yes, Galen have a splendid time! Bon voyage! ?

Greyduster Wed 10-May-17 21:03:25

It is dusk - what the Scots call the gloaming. The sound of distant thrushes and blackbirds floats across the garden. I have wine. I am calm. Goodnight friends!

annsixty Wed 10-May-17 21:08:35

I have had a pretty grotty day and one day I will post about it but your collective woes have restored my spirits, sorry everyone.
The redeeming factor was a bottle of surprisingly good wine from Aldi, a Sicilian white whose variety escapes me at the moment, but for roughly a fiver was very enjoyable.
Simple pleasures.

MawBroon Wed 10-May-17 21:20:53

g.co/kgs/fnm1d2

Enjoy!!

cornergran Wed 10-May-17 21:43:54

ann hugs and flowers.

annodomini Wed 10-May-17 22:21:27

Sympathies to soop. I have had a couple of days off line because I forgot hadn't bothered to install my new Virgin hub and eventually the old modem was cut off! So this morning I installed the thing with assistance from helpline on which I was greatly relieved to be greeted by a friendly Scottish accent.As you can see, I am now back on line. This afternoon I joined fellow members of NWR to go round Bramall Hall which recently got money from the Rotary Heritage Fund for restoration. It looks great and they have opened up more rooms than previously. a magnificent old building to have on our doorstep, with a nice park as well. Do take a look at the link.

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