wot, I've just broken into the old kitchen to see how things are with you. I am bl**dy fuming on your behalf! Please, Please a solicitor and pronto. Search the a******e's room wearing rubber gloves for a hygiene, not fingerprint, point of view. How did you discover that he planned this before Christmas? Don't tell unless you want to but please feel free to offload if it helps.
I bet I know more rude colourful words than MacS, soop. I've had the Idiot for a son in law. He is living up to his name again but can't hurt DD any more. Hopefully, wot, you will get to that stage before too long.
Now, I don't know whose cats you think that is a photo of Grannylyn but one looks suspiciously like Rory and the other like my cat Kiwi!! I'll just sample your lovely looking brownies while you think. 
Charley, when I am stressed I sleep like a baby - I think it's in the hope that all will be well when I wake up! It rarely works but I keep trying it.
GD, if the weather everywhere else is similar to here there will be a fight to get near the boiler. You, obviously, soop and anyone else feeling under the weather for whatever reason, should get first dibs but then bagsy me. 
Galen, does Alexa put the rubbish out and do other essential tasks or just feed you useless information?
I'm off to witter about yet another scrape my BiL has got into. 