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Most offputting Advert on TV?

(115 Posts)
Aely Thu 26-Jun-25 11:23:04

I don't know what the product is because, before this ad is done, I have changed the channel, so I shall give you some clues.

Men sniffing each others' groins. References to slang names for men's "bits and bobs". Said bits and bobs getting a spray.

Anybody actually not cringe when this Ad comes on? Anybody have an even more offputting Ad they would like to mention?

Aely Thu 03-Jul-25 13:47:21

Any way we can "forward" this thread to the Ad company? Mind you, they probably won't care: we aren't their "target audience". The young Ad makers all know that old people smell bad but are too dumb to realise it or care!

Astitchintime Thu 03-Jul-25 07:56:14

Unigran4

"that's a Boomerang Smell" what twaddle!!

But I do have to laugh at the thought of the auditions held for the wobbly bottom toilet roll ad! "Just walk away from us, Miss Hopeful.....hmmm, not enough wobble, thank you. NEXT!!!"

😂 Now there’s a thought, casting for a Wobbly Bottom role….. these things just never occur to me but someone has to do it I suppose.

HowVeryDareYou2 Thu 03-Jul-25 07:22:02

I can't stand the one for chewing gum, where there's a mouth on a person's forehead. So stupid.

Sleepyhead52 Wed 02-Jul-25 15:15:29

Trixee

Humax

Yes - but do you realise that, if you fill it up (or it breaks) and you have to buy a new one, you can't transfer anything you might want to keep? I didn't; I was very upset!

Sleepyhead52 Wed 02-Jul-25 15:06:07

Athrawes

It's funny really - not funny ha ha but funny peculiar. We don't generally worry about watching toothpaste and teeth ads for example but we do about our bottoms which are also part of us.

Not so keen on the ones showing spitting and spitting blood though.

Sleepyhead52 Wed 02-Jul-25 15:04:32

Crossstitchfan

gran5up

How grateful I am to you all for showing me the sordid world of current ads...I record everything so I can watch progs at the best time for me then fast forward through 'em straight back to the prog flowers

So do I. I wonder when the advertisers will realise that a great number of people don’t watch the adverts at all. Many of us will fast forward through them, and if we can’t, we will make a cuppa or do something else while they are on. The ads go on for so long now that I find I can go to the loo, wash my hands, make a cup of tea and be sitting down by the time the programme is back on. Soon, the ads will be on longer than the programme! I actually timed the ads in a programme recently and it turned out that the ads took up nearly 20% of the programme! That is appalling! I watch less and less ITV because of this.

On that thought, have you noticed that you can't fast forward on most of the 'on demand' channels. I think they have noticed the tendency to record and fast forward ... soon everything will be 'on demand ... '

Sleepyhead52 Wed 02-Jul-25 15:00:33

Allira

luluaugust

The fact that you remember these adverts must mean the advertisers job is done, the only thing is can you remember the product.............

No 😂

On principle!!

Crossstitchfan Sat 28-Jun-25 22:15:25

gran5up

How grateful I am to you all for showing me the sordid world of current ads...I record everything so I can watch progs at the best time for me then fast forward through 'em straight back to the prog flowers

So do I. I wonder when the advertisers will realise that a great number of people don’t watch the adverts at all. Many of us will fast forward through them, and if we can’t, we will make a cuppa or do something else while they are on. The ads go on for so long now that I find I can go to the loo, wash my hands, make a cup of tea and be sitting down by the time the programme is back on. Soon, the ads will be on longer than the programme! I actually timed the ads in a programme recently and it turned out that the ads took up nearly 20% of the programme! That is appalling! I watch less and less ITV because of this.

Aely Sat 28-Jun-25 21:03:31

My goodness, I really started something here, didn't I? I have cable (VM) with a TIVO box and record nearly everything I want to watch in the evening, but I still get caught out by these gross adverts in the morning when I am watching Jeremy Vine - just when I am eating my breakfast, usually!

Allira Sat 28-Jun-25 16:18:42

Clawdy

Another one here who finds the Haribo ads funny - especially the policemen one!

We must be very childish, Clawdy 😂😂😂

Clawdy Sat 28-Jun-25 16:15:44

Another one here who finds the Haribo ads funny - especially the policemen one!

HeavenLeigh Sat 28-Jun-25 16:01:48

Two men not temp

HeavenLeigh Sat 28-Jun-25 16:01:29

Pee pants does my head in but the one with the temp men talking in young children’s voices makes me feel bad 🤣

WithNobsOnIt Sat 28-Jun-25 12:18:25

Not had the pleasure of seeing this a advert and it sounds like a total gross out.

The sort of thing that would really
appeal to the Rugby brigade or younger wnd dad older men on a boys night out.
You know where they are aiming for total obliteration of sll senses.

I also hate grown men talkng childrens voices adverts. It makes me feel nauseous. YUKKK!!!!

However by the worse and l think the most exploitavtive advert l has recently seen is the O2 advert about freedom which heavily features anew born child is and narration by so called National Treaure, Sean Bean.

Who baby was that? It could hardly give permission to be featured could it.

The Advertisement Industry us run by very self regarding types. Usually men who think there are the epitome of creative talent. Leading edge, whi shape our choices and push thr envelope in creative media.

Tricksie and slippy to the core.

Bring back the Cadbury's Smash and Oxo tye adverts from back in the day

Athrawes Sat 28-Jun-25 11:32:36

I don't like these toilet ads in their various formats either but perhaps it's our age? Perhaps the younger generation just take it as a 'normal' ad

specki4eyes Sat 28-Jun-25 10:39:56

The people who design these adverts have been to "Uni" doing marketing degrees at great expense. Isn't it sad tha the UK education system has sunk this low? Obnoxious, off putting, downright disgusting adverts which are making us all reach for the off button or mute. Where's the marketing sense in that?? And who are all these smelly, leaky people with malodorous homes, clothing and bodies? Shower yourselves, wash your clothes and bedding, clean your homes...simply use hot water and soap! That's it!

TheWeirdoAgain1 Sat 28-Jun-25 09:43:39

I don't have a TV and don't want one, partly because of all the stupid adverts but that men sniffing each others bits sounds weird and creepy!

I was around a friends house a few weeks ago and she's got one of those giant TV's in her livingroom, build like a cinema screen, and I tried to ignore it as much as possible but she had the sound really loud to the point I had difficulty in hearing what she was saying and there were some VERY annoying ads!

I remember years ago there was ''Aniston...and on and on... ''from 1991, I absolutely HATED it!

I know they have to advertise essential things like period pads, nappies etc. but they don't need to go into graphic details!

Delene100 Sat 28-Jun-25 08:25:46

Aely

I don't know what the product is because, before this ad is done, I have changed the channel, so I shall give you some clues.

Men sniffing each others' groins. References to slang names for men's "bits and bobs". Said bits and bobs getting a spray.

Anybody actually not cringe when this Ad comes on? Anybody have an even more offputting Ad they would like to mention?

I agree with you on this one. Found it embarrassing and off putting. I only saw this ad once but never want to see it again. I also dislike the Haribo one where grown men talk in children's voices.

Shantygirly Sat 28-Jun-25 06:56:15

Humax has stopped manufacturing Freesat boxes, and the production has been taken over by Arris. While Humax no longer makes them, Freesat Spares still sells new old stock and refurbished Humax Freesat boxes, like the HDR1100.

pably15 Sat 28-Jun-25 00:16:01

it would put me off buying them, and the one with a young woman in her underwear showing that she's using a panty liner..oh it's just not needed

Taichinan Fri 27-Jun-25 23:46:17

Aely that's the one I dislike the most too. For Heavens sake, what are they thinking, and who would want to buy something like that after seeing that as!?

Crossstitchfan Fri 27-Jun-25 23:25:02

Cossy

sazz1

The one with the pee pants it's pretty disgusting. A more serious advert for incontinence underwear or pads would be much better.
And the one with kids voices on adults I think it's Haribo sweets. That's just stupid

I love the Haribo ads, always make me smile, and yes they are stupid but at least they are not offensive

They offend my ears! They are so juvenile and pathetic.

missdeke Fri 27-Jun-25 22:52:31

LadyGaGa

Anyone seen the one where menstrual blood leaks onto clothes and everyone looks? 😝And it leaks onto the bed of a gay woman and her and her partner throw pads at each other - it appears that they find it hilarious 🤢

I was really confused by that one, but I think they are not actually a gay couple but the girl in red is actually the period! If you listen to the dialogue this seems to be the implication, not that it makes it any better.

hollysteers Fri 27-Jun-25 20:41:53

A couple stretched out on a bed. He’s making a stack on his lap and the woman shakes the bed to make it topple. It doesn’t, so she just smashes it with her arm! So rude😳
Can’t remember what it’s about (firm bed?) so obviously even hating an advert doesn’t mean you remember the product.

FranP Fri 27-Jun-25 20:11:24

I know the one you mean, selling a new deodorant spray.

There is one where a girl knocks a door and the girl opening the door sniff her, and the dog of the house pushes the visitor over the wall - really??

I do wonder though about the dancers singing the Peptobismol advert if they ever thought their career would include dancing and singing "heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarheaaaaa!