Vibrator plate

You are supposed to do exercises whilst standing on it. Just sitting on it can't do a thing! Just standing still on it won't do anything either.

Nellie,have lost a stone since beginning of March eat loads of fruit and veg,and been having smaller portions.but no alcohol (boring).allow myself one glass of wine at weekend.Think I'd have lost it quicker,but for all the usual family B days Easter and so on.have only been using the plate for three
Weeks.AKA,yes your probably right.but it's just so easy sitting there letting the machine do all the work!Yes got The other kind of vibrator

Guilty by implication already glass

that was not the other vibrating item that went through my mind but I wont lower the tone

kiora Do you mean like having a buzzing mobile phone in the pocket of your jeans?

oh errrr I was rather thinking something quite different

Were there any side effects from sitting on it, apart from the piles?

Me too with regard to the vibrating plate it's what the builder uses on the ground before laying a patio.

I honestly cannot see how a vibrator plate would do anything to help your cellulite or exacerbate your piles.

I am sure suppositories would be more reliable for the piles.

As for cellulite just generally do more exercise, eat plenty of fruit and veg, be as active as you can and work towards losing weight.

Just fast walking daily will help. I think just exercising without reducing calorie intake will not help much at all.
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pleased I am not alone merlot

When I saw the thread title I thought it referred to what DH calls a Whacker Plate used for flattening loose ground.

I stood on one in John Lewis, and switched it on. I just managed to hop off before I wet myself. The vibrating was horrible.

You're not supposed to sit on them