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Maurice & Me, a little bit of good news!

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Anne58 Wed 09-Jul-14 08:36:25

Mine was a present that was bought somewhere in America, so I can't help much!

shysal Wed 09-Jul-14 08:12:08

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humorous-cat-print-heavywt-cotton-t-shirt-Im-perfectly-calm-12718-/150959230341?pt=UK_Women_s_T_Shirts&hash=item2325df0d85
Not quite the same picture.

NfkDumpling Tue 08-Jul-14 22:12:34

Ditto! Where can I get one!

shysal Tue 08-Jul-14 22:07:56

I love the 'perfectly calm' drawing! grin

Deedaa Tue 08-Jul-14 20:41:21

Happy to hear it's good news for both of you smile

NfkDumpling Tue 08-Jul-14 18:16:04

So glad to hear you're both well!

Shysal our little tabby cat was a stay at home miss but used to take herself off on holiday once or twice a year. No more than a week thank goodness, and always when the weather was good and there was a full moon. I think she just went on safari and lived off the land. Unfortunately she picked up something nasty from a marauding stray tom cat and died young. Still miss her.

Anne58 Tue 08-Jul-14 18:00:44

PS I have a T shirt with this www.partycity.com/product/perfectly+calm+magnet.do

on it, which I will be wearing tomorrow grin

whitewave Tue 08-Jul-14 17:55:23

We used to have a cat like that - it got to the stage where we had to change vets as he got really s-----ty with me suggesting that the cats behaviour was my fault.

Isn't it just the best news when you have the "all clear" over something? I can remember waking up every morning and instead of my heart sinking I found myself grinning

Anne58 Tue 08-Jul-14 17:50:59

fat chance anno grin I'm sure all the staff at the vet think he's the cat from hell, not vicious, just bloody awkward!

If only they could see how accommodating he is at home. If I say, "Maurice, I think it's time for a brushy brushy" (yes, I knowblush )He wanders over and sits next to the cupboard where the brush is kept. He then is quite happy to be given a thorough grooming, and responds when I say "Tummy Maurice" by rolling over so that I can brush his undercarriage.

He takes his tablets with no fuss, and (usually) responds to my request of "settle down Maurice!" when he wants to join me at the desk when I'm trying to do anything on the computer. This command is usually issued after the second time that he has either A) Walked between me and the monitor or B) Sat on the keyboard and either deleted what I have just written or added a load of gobbledygook to it. He also has a bit of a "Gransnet" speciality, which consists or rapid scrolling via his derriere, or an uncanny ability to alter the font size confused

In short, he is a model of manners and good behaviour, until you try to pick him up or hold him. He gets on lap, happy chap, I put him on lap, grows several extra limbs which can move in all directions at once at an incredible speed.

I think tomorrow could be erm, "challenging"?

annodomini Tue 08-Jul-14 17:21:34

Good news, phoenix. I hope the stitches came out without argument!

granjura Tue 08-Jul-14 17:09:31

Sorry I missed the news phoenix- wonderful smile

shysal Tue 08-Jul-14 11:34:57

Yes, Charleygirl, I feel sure he has a second family. In the past I attached a message to her collar, which also carries a disc with phone number and a Loc8tor tag (range 300 yds), asking 'Where does this cat go? Please phone', but have never had a response. A few years ago she was found unconscious by the roadside in that village. The vet thought she could have been kicked rather than hit by a car, not a nice thought.
Any way, she is being very 'Mummyish', obviously pleased to be back, and has hardly left my side since her return. I have not had the heart to remove her from under my bedclothes at night. I am not used to a warm body snuggled up next to me - too hot! wink

Charleygirl Tue 08-Jul-14 09:29:47

shysal do you think that Saffron has a "holiday" home in the next village which she visits? It would appear that she has been well looked after and I assume has not lost any weight. The little beggars know how to pull at our heart strings.

Anne58 Tue 08-Jul-14 08:36:34

Glad she's home safely, the little baggage!

shysal Tue 08-Jul-14 08:12:03

Great news for you both! I hope Maurice will enjoy his freedon when allowed out. Fingers crossed for Millie, merlot, sounds like she is on the mend.

My little madam of a Bengal, Saffron, returned on Saturday night after a 15 day absence! I have been so worried, but didn't want to tempt fate by mentioning it on GN. She is not thin and still has a glossy coat. She is known to visit the next village, 2 miles away across fields, but this was certainly her longest holiday yet. I had walked the streets with my Loc8tor to no avail, but found the battery was flat on her tag when she returned - sod's law!

rosesarered Mon 07-Jul-14 10:45:22

Good news for you phoenix it's always a bit nailbiting waiting for results.

Anne58 Mon 07-Jul-14 10:32:44

So Maurice and Millie both have vet appointments on Wednesday, I'll bet Millie is better behaved! Fingers crossed for her here too!

merlotgran Mon 07-Jul-14 10:28:54

Good news, phoenix Nice for you to be able to heave a sigh of relief. smile

I have my fingers crossed for Millie on Wednesday morning. She's as bright as a button now the antibiotics have kicked in and I'm praying the blasted lump will have disappeared.

Soutra Mon 07-Jul-14 10:05:54

smilesmile for you both

nannyfran Mon 07-Jul-14 09:59:10

Brilliant news phoenix, I'm really pleased for you both.flowers

MiniMouse Mon 07-Jul-14 09:58:52

Brilliant news Phoenix! sunshine

kittylester Mon 07-Jul-14 09:44:54

Great news phoenix for both of you. flowers

Anne58 Mon 07-Jul-14 09:26:59

The only thing the vet can think of some sort of infection, he's just finished a course of antibiotics, and I think they may be considering another lot.

Charleygirl Mon 07-Jul-14 09:19:08

That is fabulous news for both of you. Maurice will at last be able to go outside once his sutures have been removed. I wonder what is wrong with the little fellow?

Anne58 Mon 07-Jul-14 09:13:26

Good morning all, I should have posted this on Saturday, but got a bit sidetracked!

Both of us have had our biopsy results and we've both been given the all clear! grin
I got a letter from the hospital with the results from my suspect mole, and Maurice got a phone call from the vet (well, I answered it of course because Maurice was in the middle of his ablutions and if disturbed he has to start all over again because he can't remember where he'd go to.)

His lymph gland is still very enlarged, but he seems very well in himself. Going back to the vet on Wednesday for removal of the stitches (that could be a bit of a performance!) so will get more info then.