Want a laugh, jingle.
I had to wait for the garage to pick my car up at 9.25, with my appointment at 9.30.
Got there with my son's partner taking me, and she waited with my grandson in a new cafe nearby.
The nurse told me I would have to walk home with my arm out of my sleeve because of the equipment, so I said not to bother. However we worked it out, and I sat down in the cafe. The machine kept giving error messages.
I went into the chemists, so asked her and she said she had no idea as all machines are different.
So I came home, and it still kept giving the same error message. I looked it up on the internet, and it said batteries low. So I phoned the nurse, and she said they could not be low as they were rechargeable and it had only been used by one other person.
She told me to relax and not to check the screen all the time as it would put the reading up.
At 1.00 p.m. I realised that it had not worked for a while so checked the screen. Nothing on it!
I rang up again, and the nurse said that it wasn't possible that the batteries were flat, the machine must have a fault, would I take it back.
I took the batteries out and they were flat. But what do I know, I'm just a pensioner who uses rechargeable batteries all the time.
Haven't taken it back yet, as the garage did not bring my car back until after 5.00 p.m. No doubt I'll be told off for that.