Spoof video, but scarily possible

I'm assuming by sprouts they mean beansprouts not Brussels! My husband was offered sprouts on his sandwich in USA and thought they meant Brussels sprouts - he was not keen! Actually beansprouts are really nice! Otherwise, yes it is a bit scary.

If you look up at the sky at night those aren't stars you see, they're the satelites telling the pizza people what you had for breakfast and whether it made you fart

ALOL.

It won't be long now!

Scary indeed! There is so much information about us floating about out there. I think he made the right decision about the sprouts!

Good grief - I hope the UK government hasn't seen this

or should it be ....