Oops don't know what happened there! I was going to say is there not a side effect of a fit of the giggles?
(not necessarily negative side effect)!
Starmer’s plan to ban under 16’s from social media
The Putney Pusher has been arrested……9 years on!
Seems v much to be a taboo subject ... Why? My husband had an operation for bowel cancer 12 months ago and since then has suffered from this - we we're warned this cld happen and go has been great but no drug has helped just wondered anyone else has had same happen ???
Oops don't know what happened there! I was going to say is there not a side effect of a fit of the giggles?
(not necessarily negative side effect)!
*
Good for you pompa (and mrspompa!)
No wonder your knee is giving you trouble!
On a serious note. Tried the ED ring that Richard spoke about (not the exhaust ring from the garage). IT WORKS !!!! 
Mrs P has a smile on her face this morning.
Trouble is, my stamina is not up to the job, must get fitter.
So if any of you are having similar problems give them a try, only £2.99 on EBay, and no side effects.
Give me time to think about that ......................................
Which?
Mine the stabbing or
Yours the penis of that dimensions?
I presume you've seen the Pompeii pictures of
The Phallus weighing his penis against a sack of gold, which is outside The House of the Vetii?
And the Biphallic Priapus in the brothel?
Oh! And e lovely carved Priapus in the room behind the kitchen in the House of the Vetii?
Wishful thinking ?
Well, the penile rings go all the way round. So you can see why my mind was boggling!
I have seen a few cases of priapism, where you have to stab the (top) glans penis several times to relieve the swelling, but never one of that proportion.
LOL, they don't go round the exhaust, only over a hook on the pipe and chassis. They don't enhance anything, just maintain what's there.
Lol Plus!
Knowing the diameter of an exhaust! Wow!

And the rings are to enhance the diameter and firmness!
Ladies, I think we should report this post to GNHQ under the heading of 'advertising'
Lol.
How I wish there was a "like" button for mishap's and pompa's comments up there ^^
Of course I am. I looked at the link Richard sent me and they are just rubber rings, nothing special. Found several rings that might be ok, but these were the closest match.
Pompa! 
(I do hope you're not serious...
)
On a more serious note, I'm going to give Richards idea a try. Checked on NHS and there does seem some evidence that these rings work.
Found some rubber rings about the right size in the garage, I think they were for mounting the exhaust on an old car I had. They are a bit greasy and grubby, but I'm sure they will scrub up OK. In the dark, who will notice.
Will report on the results asap.
LOL Mishap 

I am going to risk being accused of lowering the tone of this thread by sharing with you a joke that a friend sent me this morning. I do realise the seriousness of the problem for those who suffer from it but I think a bit of humour is good for us.........
"Sex and Good Grammar
On his 70th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip of his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoon full and then say '1-2-3' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked
"What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle."
From Harvard Medical School:
These drugs are safe for healthy hearts, but all men with cardiovascular disease should take special precautions, and some cannot use them under any circumstances. The problem is their effect on arteries. All arteries, not just those in the penis, generate nitric oxide, so any artery can widen in response to Viagra, Levitra, or Cialis, causing blood pressure to drop temporarily by 5-8 mmHg, even in healthy men.
Organic nitrates are drugs that widen arteries by increasing their supply of nitric oxide; that’s how they open the partially blocked coronary arteries in patients with angina. But because nitrates and ED pills both act on nitric oxide, the drugs don’t mix; healthy volunteers given Viagra followed an hour later by nitroglycerin see their blood pressures drop by 25–51 mm Hg, a potentially dangerous amount. All experts agree that men who are taking nitrates cannot use ED pills; this includes all preparations of nitroglycerin (short-acting, under-the-tongue tablets or sprays), long-acting nitrates (isosorbide dinitrate or Isordil, Sorbitrate, and others, and isosorbide mononitrate, Imdur, ISMO, and others), nitroglycerin patches and pastes, and amyl nitrite or amyl nitrate (so-called poppers, which some men use for sexual stimulation). Men who have taken Viagra or Levitra must not take nitrates for 24 hours; for Cialis, the ban extends to 48 hours, a disadvantage for men at risk for heart disease.
Faced with concern about ED pills and the heart, the FDA has urged caution in patients who have suffered heart attacks, strokes, or serious disturbances of the heart’s pumping rhythm in the previous six months, in men with a history of congestive heart failure or unstable angina, and in men with low blood pressure or uncontrolled high blood pressure (above 170/110 mm Hg). Because certain medications can boost the blood levels of these drugs, men taking erythromycin or certain antifungal or anti-HIV medications should use only low-dose PDE-5 inhibitors. Reduced dosage is also important for men with advanced age and for those with significant kidney or liver disease.
Sildenafil citrate is the other name for Viagra
Sildenafil Stansgran.
Well I know- what a way to go, some might say. But honestly, and it is difficult to imagine- but if I thought that taking Viagra or similar could kill my DH because of heart problems- I just could not enjoy sex. As Galen movingly says, if she could have her husband back, sex would not be at the top of the agenda- however much sex was an enjoyable part of the partnership before.
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