Am I cracking up?

Anya, they slipped down from my head so when I got fed up with them I tended to put them on a table in a cafe, restaurant, wherever. Then forgot them when I left.
Didn't like them anyway.

I wondered what was wrong with my eye then realised the lense of my sunglasses had dropped out.

I laughed out loud at that - I do apologise (the curse of a vivid imagination)

No! Not the Dame Edna look?
Can't you just wear them on top of your head like you do sunglasses when not needing them Rose?

No, Anya, you're very lucky!! I now have to find about £200 for a new pair, so I may have to buy one of those 'old lady chains' to hang them around my neck.

#oldagesucks

I'm beginning to think I'm missing out by not wearing glasses, sounds like it's a laugh a minute!

I put my glasses in my lap when I pulled into a car park promptly got out of the car and trod on them!!!

rockgran that conjured up a lovely picture!

wondering why your helmet doesn't fit then remembering you had shoved your sunglasses up.

Washing your face with your glasses on and suddenly the lenses are covered in bubbles.

I wondered what was wrong with my eye then realised the lense of my sunglasses had dropped out. Not a good look.

Or, when I was away on holiday recently and squinting to try to read hotel names from a distance, only then realising that I had lost my very expensive reactolite varifocal spectacles.

I push mine up my nose to focus better then realise the reason I can't see is that I haven't even got them on!

Done that too Tegan.

...or trying to put on a pair of glasses only to find I'm already wearing some ....

I'm always doing things like that - like searching for my glasses when I've got them on.

pompa he did (just about) notice I'd gone but the fact the dog was gone too gave it away

I hadn't thoight of that!

Anya, bit of risky thing to do, what if he is still in the shed when you get back and has not notice you absence.

I love the pun Teetime barking indeed was how I felt. Made the mistake of telling Mr A and haven't heard the end of it yet, so I'm just sneaking off to walk the dog while he's down in his shed and I'm not telling him where I'm off to.

Anya, he probably said 'the dog needs taking for a walk...'

ours to! Mr Teetime fine physical specimen though he is (see other thread) is completely barking.

Sounds like a normal day in our house.

Similar fun in our house too Anya. Not worried in the least

Join the club indeed!

Welcome to the club Anya! I keep doing the same . . .