I have very short hair shaped around my ears and silver grey NHS hearing aids. As I thought they’d show I decided to treat my aids in the same way as specs and make them more of a fashion statement. I jazzed them up with tiny flowers painted on with nail varnish. But, no one notices them! All that trouble for nothing!
Also, I met a lady on holiday who remarked on mine being the same as hers and moaning about the cost. She’d just bought hers privately bought for £2,000 as she thought the NHS ones would be two big. Measuring them side by side there was less than a millimetre difference in length. Not enough to be worth spending £2,000.
The Putney Pusher has been arrested……9 years on!
Disappearing Contributors part 3


