Humph!
Not happy.
Was called by the receptionist (who sounds about 12) to say Dr. S. doesn't think it's anything to worry about, but get back in touch in a month's time with better photos, in focus, if it hasn't gone away!
Better photos! In focus! What the back do they want me to do, call in a professional photographer?
Yes, we do have a couple of those in the village, but even without social distancing I'm hardly likely to give them a call for this, "Oh, hello Jane, how are you? Now, I know you usually specialise in wildlife and landscape photography, but I was wondering if you might be able to get a few shots of my bottom. Hello, hello?"
" Lee, how's it going? I expect with weddings being cancelled, you've got a bit of time on your hands! Well, I now it's outside your usual remit, but I need a couple of close ups. No, not soft focus, yes, I know many brides prefer that............ "