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Embarrassing: Camping & Constipated

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rachb2020 Thu 20-Aug-20 20:37:40

@Callistemon Exactly the problem for me too!

Okay - I'm going to try the site toilets again! Wish me luck - I may be gone some time...

Callistemon Thu 20-Aug-20 20:28:19

It's like going on a long haul flight.
You just can't.

rachb2020 Thu 20-Aug-20 20:22:21

Thanks everyone.

Magazines and other distractions is a great suggestion!

I need to 'go' now but I'm avoiding it because the toilets will be really busy.

I'm tempted to set an alarm for 5am tomorrow morning and hope the toilets are quiet and that the urge arrives at the right time!

biba70 Thu 20-Aug-20 20:20:22

Spent lock-down learning about acupressure- similar to acupuncture but using finger pressure instead of needles.

You can try your 'poop' button- centre of stomach, 3 finger widths down from belly button - press for 1 minute, then rub all round tummy clock-wise for 1 minute, and start cycle again. Very effective. And drink plenty.

TheFrugalPiggy Thu 20-Aug-20 20:19:01

Got the T shirt on this one! The only thing that ever works for me is sitting in the cubicle with a good book/magazine. If you feel embarrassed make sure you hide your reading material in a bag so no one will suspect. Because your mind will be engrossed in your reading material you'll relax and hopefully things will start to happen. Good luck.

Oopsadaisy4 Thu 20-Aug-20 20:15:57

2 Mars Bars, that’ll sort you out and if it doesn’t, well..............who cares, you’ve had 2 medicinal Mars Bars so the calories don’t count.

MissAdventure Thu 20-Aug-20 20:08:27

The squatting position is best for facilitating "things".
It's good to rest your feet on something so that your knees are high.
Not sure how that would work in the campsite loos, though.

Kestrel Thu 20-Aug-20 20:06:48

Get some Fybogel from chemist - should gently sort things. Take your mobile or other device that plays music/youtube clips etc for some background noise when you go to loo again. Hope things work out for you soon

Callistemon Thu 20-Aug-20 20:05:11

Prunes.

Pears are quite good too.

Nonogran Thu 20-Aug-20 20:02:55

Don't be embarrassed Rachb! First of all, a change of water & different food & routine can bung lots of folk up. Drink more water in this sweaty weather to help things along and try to relax.
Camp site toilets are often busy and a bit uncomfortable, clinical, and not a bit like home, which doesn't help either. Try taking a magazine with you & just sit. Women will be too busy with their own lives to even notice a cubicle with the door locked for any length of time. They'll be in & out in a flash so just r e l a x & it'll happen. You'll come to no harm if it doesn't happen. Some people go for days before they perform! Enjoy yr camping & try not to worry.

rachb2020 Thu 20-Aug-20 19:32:53

Sorry this is a bit embarrassing but we are currently on a camping holiday and I can't poo! We've been here since last Saturday afternoon and it just won't happen.

It's not helping having to use the site toilets - a 10 minute walk across a field and then six cubicles, lack of privacy and my bottom won't relax.

Then the more I worry that I'm not pooing the worse it gets. I've spent ages sitting in my cubicle waiting for everyone else to leave, which never happens!

Any tips on how I can finally go to the toilet?