We ate with friends last night and at the dinner table I got a severe cramp and had to hop around their dining room.
This was not dignified, as I leapt up knocking a glass over, I then tripped on my shoes that I had not so discreetly taken off!
So in one moment I went from being a model guest discussing Poots the DUP and the whole Ireland question to an uncoordinated mad woman.
Once seated and trying to regain my composure the host told me to to press or pinch between my nose and top lip if it happened again.
20 minutes later it happened again, I pinched hard and pressed for good measure and like magic it stopped.
I don’t think anyone would have noticed had I not screamed out “ it works it really works”
The red mark is fading.
Anger management!!! Help needed.