I had ruptured an intervertebral disc and could not walk, let alone get upstairs. Friday afternoon, so only 111 available. Receptionist went through pages of a template and said a nurse would call me back. Some hours later a nurse called and went through all the identical questions and askem me if I could get to an urgent care centre. Answered no, as it was dark, I couldn't move, let alone drive and DH can't drive after dark. Okay, a doctor will call within 2 hours. Fours hours later no phonr call, so rang again. Said they would chase up the doctor. After another hour, doctor rang, said he could not prescibe anything without me being seen, gave appointment for the following morning. Managed somehow to get into the car, DH drove to the hub, only to find it locked up with no lights on. Asked the occupant of a nearby car who assured DH that someone would turn up. Eventually a chap cycled up and unlocked the door. No one in there, but longish wait in the waiting room before being shown into a consulting room to see the occupant of the other car, the doctor! The drug he prescribed induced horrendous side effects which took two weeks to subside. Eventually went to see a private osteopath that the local GPs used to refer to, and he worked miracles.
Our local surgery has gone down the 'fill in an online form' route, with the advice that you will be contacted within two business working days, so fill it in on a Friday and you will get a call the next Wednesday!