Help I don't like cleaning

funny !!!

I have an empty loft..perhaps i should rent out space in it..like those funne storage places!

Yes, I've got an old caravan covered in green mould and two barns full of junk

I never cleaned our caravan out after the very last holiday we had in it. So it's full of dust and mud as well as junk.

he he he

We've got one of those too, at the bottom of the drive. Guess what it's full of?

We've got an old caravan.

Any advances?

We have two garages and a shed. Our cars are parked in the drive because there's no room for them because of his rubbish spare parts/bits of old engine/tools etc.

Only if your DH accumulates as much 'stuff' as mine does....sigh...
I'd love to downsize, but he won't hear of it and anyway houses aren't selling round here.

DH has got several sheds. And I've got one. That must account for it.

Do I need an extension?

I collect them. We need them for DH's collection of rubbish....

Where are you getting all these rooms from? I've only got 9 if you don't count the hall.

I certainly don't make sure they have a good clean every week! And as for OH helping.....

we have 11 rooms counting the 2 bathrooms 12 if you count the cloakroom, oh dear, I do make sure they have good clean each week, but am getting very lazy housewife, especially since OH RETIRED, he is soooo helfpul!

I've just worked out that if I discount the hall, porch and landing, we have 11 rooms in our house, so if I tackled one a month...I could have December off for Christmas and start again in January. Oh joy!

I don't like cleaning either - but I like a clean house - lived in, but clean - so I just do it. And I don't like ironing, but I only like cotton and linen clothes, and good quality cotton sheets... so I do it - 'cause nobody else is going to do it for me . Mind you, OH irons all is own shirts now he is retired, bravo.

I couldn't do anything at all though, before my first cup of tea.

Alexa I feel the same as you. In a way I think housework can be creative. And satisfying.

That is the only way to be absolutely certain it is all deleted.

Can the hard disc be unscrewed and bashed with the lump hammer?

crimson, my son converted the hard disc of my old PC into an external hard disc for my laptop - I got a caddie from Ebay and he fixed it up. A previous hard disc got buried in the garden - just in case...

I've been doing that for thirty years; it's like the Forth Bridge but, for some reason never looks any cleaner/tidier. It's theneverendingspringclean .

I had this brilliant idea (but don't worry, I'll never carry it through) which was to tackle one room in the house each monthweek and really give it a good going over. I might start with the downstairs loo, but am sceptical whether I will get much further.

Oh the water thing! When I go anywhere [which isn't very often] I always put loads of water out for the dog [sometimes fill a bucket and put it in the utility room as well] in case I don't come back!