When my son was 3 he decided to be helpful around the house, so while I wHas busy doing something in the kitchen he went quiet, bliss I thought, until I got a whiff of a familiar smell. VIM. I walked into the newly carpeted sitting room to a snow storm of white powder. What are you doing I said in a horrified tone, "I 'm doing Shake and Vak, just like on the Telly. It took ages to hoover the stuff out of the carpet, I never bought Vim or Ajax again. My son is 40 this year. 