Ooh I remember them, I was horrified, I didn't realise they were really 'imminent boob squishers'. Also that was the reason why young gals at my school had to wear gymslips.
Yes Phoenix, the sluts charter is me to a 'T' and I look forward to the start up of our new company for the manufacture of Artifact Airers and Tuktuk Zimmerframes.
Dog poo - yes, I have a neighbour who allows her dogs to poo on my front lawn as she walks past, head down and apparently unaware. I am only allowing her to get away with it because her son committed suicide last year. So I have two mounds every day to deal with and have been hoping for freezing, not rainy, weather. I shall try the poo tip but think I may have to resort to a dry ice machine. She will never know that my way of supporting her is by bravely facing those poos. What a shame that this morning's offerings have already been disposed of.
Okay, today's tip is to fill in small holes in the walls with toothpaste. It works as well as polyfilla. You can paint over it too, and it's very good on white bathroom tiles where you want to move something.