Mr P " no, why?" Me "would you mind getting some glass cleaner and kitchen roll and giving the tv screen a wipe while I do the coffee table and the bookcase?"
So enter Mr P.
I clear the mantle piece of the candle sticks, polish it and as if on auto pilot, he starts to clean the mirror.
As I went out to get the washing in, he was last seen making a start on the glass on the pictures!