Birds on the roof!

Better than woodworm tapping hahahaha.

Joking aside, the chap opposite who has solar panels has had trouble with families of pigeons getting underneath the panels. He got someone out to put a spiked area around where the panels were and up to now, no more pigeons. They were worse because of the mess they made and are known germ carriers too. There were dozens of them at one time.

You need someone who specializes in stopping this from happening.

I love birds, have lots of feeders & two bird baths but I get really cross with the Jackdaws & Pigeons, sounds like their clog dancing sometimes

I have velux windows in my bedroom. The birds walk across the glass when the blinds are closed. They sound really loud at four o'clock in the morning.
I imagine that the birds under the solar panels are after juicy insects.

We have a special type of netting, which is discreet, that prevents birds getting under the solar panels. The spikes on the eves help too.

We have a pigeon which sits on the chimney and coos. I rather like it (soothing) but it drives DH to distraction! At least there is a cowl on the chimney now which means that birds can't fall down it.

Shudder! ( bird phobia)

You need to be careful with netting. Birds are amazingly good at getting inside it and then get trapped. Horrible.

Birds can squeeze through remarkably small gaps. Starlings get under my roof tiles and scratch around between the tiles and the roof lagging. Wood pigeons and collared doves are cooing from first light. Magpies land with a thud and peck loudly at whatever creatures live among the gunk in the guttering. I worry about our diminishing numbers of wild birds and wouldn't be without the ones I have. I recommend Boots Muffles earplugs.

Don’t you have a loft space between your roof and bedroom? If it’s insulated then that will cut down on the noise surely.

Check with the Royals at Windsor Castle where a stork is due to land on the roof any time soon! A 21-gun salute should do the trick!