Who Said...?

2. Shirley Conran
3. Quentin Crisp

Don’t know the other two, sorry!

I know the first 3 but not the last.
1. Larry Grayson
2. Shirley Conran
3. Quentin Crisp

I'm worried about you climbing on a step ladder Calendargirl!
My kitchen cupboards have thick paper on them and probably do need cleaning but they will have to wait.

1 Larry Grayson
2 Shirley Conran
3 Quentin Crisp
4 don't know

Four more:

5 I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than clean beneath it

6 I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again

7 housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?

8 My idea of a superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors

5 Shirley Conran
6 Joan Rivers
Don't know the others, but whole-heartedly agree.

7 was Phyllis Diller

Yes and Yes!
Well done

Oh, am I supposed to say that, or let others guess?

I remember Larry Grayson using “ look at the muck on the ceiling” along with “ shut that door” can you imagine that being screened today. Not to mention, Are You Being Served with Mr Humphreys “ I’m Free” and Mrs Slocombes Pussy

Innuendo was everywhere, I suppose we have Mrs Brown now plus the swearing.

No 8?

You all know the person!

Bette Midler courtesy ofgoogle

Well done David and everyone

Your turn

Who said:

1. "Life is what happens when you're making other plans"

2. "You only live once but, if you do it right, once is enough"

3. "The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”

I don't know but all very apt at the moment, Chewbacca

1. Alan Saunders 1957 later John Lennon

2. Mae West

3. Dolly Parton

There’s more.

1. A pessimist sees difficulty in every problem, an optimist sees opportunity in every problem.

2. You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake

3. I refuse to be a member of a club that would have me as a member

I'm trying to do them without cheating, and they do sound familiar
1 Winston Churchill
3 Groucho Marks?

No 2 is the easy one!

‘Work is the curse of the drinking classes.’

Oscar Wilde?
I reckon most of the best quotes are either Wilde, Churchill or Shakespeare

"When I feel like doing housework I just lie down until the
feeling goes away".
I can't remember who said it.

Bob Hope for No 2

I thought No 1 would be the hardest to pin down