eazybee Thu 16-Sep-21 09:19:51
Every wife I’ve ever known has left her (military quarters)house “absolutely spotless” to march-in to a house “absolutely filthy
I agree. No experience of military living, and I have only moved into new houses. but so many women like to complain in martyred tones that their new home, even holiday let, is filthy and they have had to clean it from top to bottom.
Mine was one of these 'absolutely filthy' ones.
It had been snowing heavily in Germany before the march-out
All the carpets had been cleaned but with so many people moving about to check on me, I had laid down newspaper where anyone might tread to inspect my cleanliness ( Sin # 1)
The sofa supplied had been atrocious.... hard and covered in tacky orange nylon so I had requested that the formerly-used, overstuffed, squidgy Sanderson fabric sofa be left in its place. This was comfortable..... we could even use it.
I did not realise until too late and I had moved it out of the room to clean the floor that it had sprung a leak underneath. It was not too big a thing but too late to do anything with. My husband was charged £200 for the assault on the delicate senses of our replacement when she had a tiny trail of stuffing to clear up. Interestingly she would rather be uncomfortable so the nylon effort came back
Cyprus.... Everyone quaked at the thought of march-out. The officer carrying out the inspection was so ill-tempered and assessed everything ....usually
I had , however, signed up to take Greek classes and he taught the small group
March- out came.... he leant against the door -frame and peered into the depths of the house. 'I can't see anything wrong here at all'( There wasn't either') and it was passed immediately as fit.
HK..... plates sealed together with curry and henna hand marks on towels. The inspectors found nothing so I demurred ' Madame, the occupant was a Colonel.... you can't stop him taking his flight'
One of the doctors dis-assembled the gas stove , could not re-assemble it again so left all the spotlessly clean pieces in a polythene bag
Meanwhile in the UK....0ur own tenanted house had been painted chocolate brown.... one of the windows nailed open with a 6' nail, the 2 y.o twins had been allowed to run riot with a pair of scissors on bathroom tiling and woodwork, ink spilled on pale carpets......
Their replacement ran orgies I think. In fact saw our house in a travel programme on Forces tv. We found cupboards containing leather skirts and whips... others full of bottles... a wavy brown line just below ceiling level which the ''agent'' aassured me was from cannabis fumes..... traces of large dog activity and decent crockery and cutlery used for digging the garden
We moved 31 times in 34 years but we never received satisfactory recompense for all the damage caused in our own home. It was always a nightmare