Agribank is offering a rate of 3.6%

Well some people who wanted me to hand over the house I inherited from my parents to Dad's ex said I had £10,000,000 in the bank.
I have never been able to find it.

Frank

I'm putting mine under the mattress!

Or perhaps not! I'm a bit like the princess and the pea.

Under my bras?

I'm only a 40c would it fit

Oh dear! Where on earth shall I put my (mythical!) £500,000 then?

Agribank sounds as if it deals in turnips and swedes.

Frank are you throwing a hint about how much money we "should" have? Because you're way off.

petallus

Just thought I would warn people.
I would not want gransnetters putting their £500,000 in that bank.

Frank

I got all excited until you mentioned the compensation scheme.