I've just read the article and enjoyed it. Highly entertaining, I thought. She didn't say Kate has dead eyes; she says the eyes in the first official portrait are dead. I agree. I think Kate has sparkly eyes, but she wears too much make-up. The rather 'close to the bone' comments about thinness and royals having bodies to be looked at are true, if close to the bone. Yes, a cutting to the quick sort of writing. I liked it.
Its effect on Kate? Pish! If I were Kate, I wouldn't care. Why should I, with everything going for me? Hilary Mantel? Who's she?
Might read one of her books now.