Who do you think will actually watch this?

Got to be saddos

The suspense was killing. Has the paint dried yet?

I wonder what would happen if someone watching it saw someone they knew, especially if the person was supposed to be elsewhere at the time?

Don't people have lives anymore? I live in hope of her being rushed to Royal Berks. while everyone is queued up in London

It would be a bit of an Ah-a if she went over 2 weeks like DD,poor girl must think she is living in a goldfish bowl.

phoenix there was an instance of a live scan of a crowd at a football final - a chap, who was supposed to be at a relative's funeral, was seen by his boss who subsequently fired him.

I'm going to have a quick look.

Yes I know they'd take her in round the back!

dorset that's exactly the kind of thing I was thinking of! Or perhaps someone who had sworn they had given up smoking being caught puffing away!

In some ways I'm not surprised that it hasn't been claimed as an "art installation". Wasn't there someone who set up a camera somewhere (not very specific, am I!) and filmed for umpteen hours and claimed it was art?

Andy Warhol comes to mind, but not sure it was him.

There were lots of cameramen outside the Royal Berks at lunchtime Deedaa !!

It reminds me of that KitKat advert with the pandas [is that treasonable?].

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmmieeHlZvQ

Prizzackly!

Boris bikes have become popular.

There's a family group having their photo taken on the steps now.

No sign of her yet.

I might regret I saw this thread.

Walk away NOW...!

The camera has got tipped upwards and nobody's noticed. If she arrives we won't see her!

Someone just stood on the steps and put on a Queen mask was snapped and walked off...

Yeah. They've straightened the camera now.

Daughter in London this evening. Wonder if I should text her to go get her photo taken there.

She could wave to me!

Ooh 'eck! There's an anti page 3 campaigner having a bit of a bust-up with a photographer now. She's a brave girl.

If this was Casualty, Royal outriders would screech to a halt outside - after one of them had managed to run over and kill a pedestrian, Kate would emerge from a Bentley clutching her tum and not quite make it to the top of the steps before her waters break, a group of placard waving benefit cuts protesters would then gather round her as she collapses on the top step shrieking, 'It's COMING'. William crawls between the legs of a protester only slide back down the steps in a dead faint. But help is at hand....Pippa has arrived with a 'Deliver your own Royal Baby' party pack and within a short time the future heir is brought safely into the world and sails over the heads of the protesters attached to a couple of appropriately coloured helium balloons!

Pippa is then signed up by Mothercare

Wonderful, merlot!