I heard of this idea today. If Scotland parachutes out they'll be a vacancy in the new UK, so why don't we just advertise it? DUE TO EARLY DEPARTURE OF PREVIOUS OCCUPANT, DESIRABLE SPACE NOW AVAILABLE IN GRAND OLD KINGDOM. RENT REASONABLE. GENEROUS TERMS. I'm sure that there would be many interested parties, especially in view of the international interest in the Royal family. I wouldn't mind an alliance with Switzerland or some nice warm place in the Caribbean. And what about Norway, that would solve the oil requirement. They'd have to stop whaling, though. Perhaps we could buy a nice bit of real estate somewhere else and set up New Scotland. I'm sure Disney could construct something along the lines of Las Vegas. Another idea is Boris's airport island. Why not make it a much bigger one with huge Centre-park style climate-controlled, tax-free pleasure domes, say off the Isle of Wight. We wouldn't have to go to Spain or Greece, then. Think of the money we'd all save.